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What the Hell Did I Just Read
- A Novel of Cosmic Horror
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
- Length: 11 hrs and 10 mins
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Publisher's Summary
It's the story "They" don't want you to listen to. Though, to be fair, "They" are probably right about this one. To quote the Bible, "Learning the truth can be like loosening a necktie, only to realize it was the only thing keeping your head attached". No, don't put the book back on the shelf - it is now your duty to purchase it to prevent others from listening to it. Yes, it works with audiobooks, too, I don't have time to explain how.
While investigating a fairly straightforward case of a shape-shifting interdimensional child predator, Dave, John, and Amy realized there might actually be something weird going on. Together, they navigate a diabolically convoluted maze of illusions, lies, and their own incompetence in an attempt to uncover a terrible truth they - like you - would be better off not knowing.
Your first impulse will be to think that a story this gruesome - and, to be frank, stupid - cannot possibly be true. That is precisely the reaction "They" are hoping for.
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- Anonymous User
- 11-10-2023
why change the narrator??
the narrator in the spider book was perfect! the main characters are supposed to be in their 20s but this new narrator makes them all sound in their early 40s.. also all the characters sound the same! it can get a little confusing on what character is actually talking. but the story was fabulous! funny and full of twist!
once you do get used to the new voice it's not to bad
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- Lee Butcher
- 24-01-2023
The last book had a better narrator
I preferred Nick Podehl's narration in the previous book. Still was a fun wacky ride
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- JOSHUA
- 24-08-2020
Weakest of the John and Dave trilogy
As the review title suggests. Lacking in overall story arc. Some good moments but never quite reaches great(imo). Great narration however
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- Julie
- 23-05-2018
Fun book
love all of David Wong's books :)
very entertaining :)
keep them coming :)
thank you xx
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- Kylie
- 08-10-2017
Much anticipated and not disappointed.
I loved this book as i have loved the others. I suggest reading them all.
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