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What Dianetics Actually Says: Memory, Minds, and Madness

By: James Johnson
Narrated by: Harry Roger Williams III
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What if your allergies were caused by your birth? What if your emotions were ranked on a scale from 0.0 to God? What if all your trauma could be erased… by crying on a couch and saying it over and over again? Welcome to Dianetics, the original self-help system from L. Ron Hubbard that promised to cure your body, unlock your mind, and maybe even fix your vision. This book? Translates it. In What Dianetics Actually Says, JJ takes you line by line through the most bizarre, overconfident, trauma-obsessed psychology manual ever written and decodes it into something you can finally understand. No jargon. No cult-speak. No clipboard required. Whether you’re just Scientology-curious or you accidentally opened a Dianetics book at a garage sale and now your brain itches, this is the guide you need.

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