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We All Want Impossible Things

By: Catherine Newman
Narrated by: Jane Oppenheimer
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The uplifting and moving Richard and Judy Book Club pick.


Edi and Ash have been best friends for over forty years, a bond formed by a lifetime of memories. Since childhood they have seen each other through life's milestones: stealing vodka from their parents, REM concerts, unexpected Scottish wakes, marriages, infertility, children. As Ash notes, "Edi's memory is like the back-up hard drive for mine."

When Edi is diagnosed with the final stages of terminal ovarian cancer, she makes the painstaking decision to leave behind her husband and son to move to a hospice down the road from Ash. Fierce and loving, Ash's world reshapes around the rhythms of Edi's palliative care, from chipped ice and watermelon cubes to music therapy; from inadvisable Pringle-consumption to impromptu excursions out into the frozen Massachusetts winter night.

As the novel winds to its powerful conclusion, We All Want Impossible Things' unforgettable characters and the forcefields of love between them will touch readers to the core, throwing the full panorama - the humour, compassion and absurdity - of not only dying, but also of living, into bold relief.

'Devastatingly humorous and humorously devastating...an unbelievably brilliant and funny book about friendship, family, food, sex, and death. Catherine Newman serves up a masterclass in narrative - you'll stay up late devouring every word.' KATHERINE HEINY

'Nora-Ephron-style wit...comforting, so funny, moving but never mawkish and packed with all kinds of love. It's one of my favourite books ever' MARIAN KEYES

'Dazzling, heart-wrenching, snorty-hilarious...a masterclass on friendship, family love, memory, and the messiness of life, love and dying. An utter joy to read.' RACHEL JOYCE

© Catherine Newman 2022 (P) Penguin Audio 2022

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Critic Reviews

Gorgeously tender and so deeply loving
Rather a treat ... this novel is less about death than it is about life - the messy unpredictability, hideous unfairness and perplexity of it, as well as its one magnificent certainty: love.
Remarkable ... A whip-smart, funny, beautifully observed and exquisitely characterised novel about how even the deepest of losses can be accompanied by a joyous affirmation of life.
Imbued with love and humour ... this special book is in a class of its own.
Newman's clearsighted and bracingly funny first novel is a moving celebration of friendship, love and cherished memories
One of the funniest books I've ever read ... so much detail and nuance ... fast-paced at times and then really beautifully slow. (Fearne Cotton)
I adored this book. Jubilant, devastating, tender, heartbreaking, I found myself both in tears and 'snorty-laughing'. I know it will be one of those novels I return to time and time again, and recommend to everyone. There is so much love, funniness, honesty, courage, mess, bounce and surprise in this book, and not shred of it is mawkish. Loss might be the central theme but it is also the most robust and glorious affirmation of life. A masterclass on friendship, family love, memory, and the messiness of life and love and dying. Pure genius.
Breezy New York Nora-Ephron-style wit meets hospice memoir to create something profoundly beautiful...comforting, so funny, moving but never mawkish and packed with all kinds of love. It's one of my favourite books ever.
Tragically funny, with moments of clarity and wisdom, Newman writes loss and laughter in equally brilliant amounts.
I have heard nothing but good things about [We All Want Impossible Things] and they were all quite right - it's so warm and funny and full of great observations ... it looks set for rip-roaring success, deservedly so!
All stars
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A beautiful and heart wrenching tale that is equal parts fun and traumatic. A stunning ode to a best friend

Stunning

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Wow, I just couldn’t drag myself away from this story and Catherine Newman’s stunning and original description. Love and loss captured so beautifully. Don’t miss this. I want to listen all over again. And I will.

Raw and real yet magical

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This hit me at my core. For anyone who has ever had a true love that is not blood related or via marriage, this book is for you

The ultimate love story

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With due respect narration killed the story. Wish I could get money back and buy the book

Narration uninspiring

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