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Vampires Ruin Everything

By: Elizabeth Eulberg
Narrated by: Tara Sands
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WARNING: This audiobook contains a very scary and silly story about a long dormant witch's curse that's been unleashed on the unsuspecting town of Cauldron's Cove. It's revenge, over three-hundred years in the making. (Hey, better late than never!)

Regan, Sofia, Bennett, and Darius know better by now than to think the witch's curse is done with them. A mysterious family checks into Regan's family Boo and Breakfast...and they seem to take a particular interest in Regan! They're never seen during the day, they're allergic to garlic, and they speak like they're from another time.

They couldn't be...could they? But why would a family of vampires want to recruit Regan?

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