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Two necromancers, a dwarf kingdom, and a sky city - it sounds like a prelude to mayhem, and given Timmy’s luck, that’s exactly what’s going to happen.

To keep his castle and earn his pardon, Timmy has his work cut out for him. Whether it’s rescuing princesses, crushing hordes of goblins, or dealing with eldritch abominations, Timmy and the gang are there to save the day - and rob the occasional crime lord.

But saving the day isn’t always easy. Timmy might be an eminently sensible necromancer, but he has to deal with a young dragon who is convinced that every problem can be eaten, an elf obsessed with property damage, an ancient vampire who can’t get through a mission without being impaled repeatedly, a semi-retired legendary swordsman, a bureaucrat who has finally mastered the art of screaming and swinging a frying pan, and an overly ambitious apprentice doing her best to be more menacing despite loving the colour pink.

It’s hardly a surprise when things don’t exactly go to plan.

With war on the horizon, Timmy and the others have their hands full. Rescuing a princess can be difficult at the best of times, but rescuing a princess from one of the most powerful crime lords in the world? That’s going to be tricky.

And that’s not their only problem. Ever wonder whose job it is to deal with rampaging hordes of goblins that are about to overwhelm a kingdom of dwarves? Well, that’s Timmy’s job. Isn’t he lucky? On the upside, he finally has an excuse to deploy another army of zombies. He’s going to teach those goblins a very important lesson: Never, ever get into a war of attrition with a necromancer.

One necromancer is dangerous. Two necromancers with a dragon, a vampire, a swordsman, an elf, and a bureaucrat - that’s downright deadly.

©2019 L.G. Estrella (P)2020 Podium Audio

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Absolutely loved it.

The only problem I have with this audio book is that now I have to wait until the next book in the series is published and then converted to audio.

I have absolutely loved the series, I binged all four of the audio book in a row.

Have thoroughly enjoyed the adventures of the lovable and hilarious band of misfits and highly recommend this series.

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Always employ a necromancer

Thoroughly enjoying this series. The characters are delightful and the potential that is slowly being revealed, and it's only now book 4 is wonderful. I look forward to many more in this series. The narration is excellent and adds to the storytelling.

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  • Ravin
  • 09-09-2020

Wonderful worth every penny.

This series just gets better and better. it's funny it's action-packed and it keeps me guessing. I thank the author for giving me an audiobook of such length and quality. This is a rare gem of a series. I drive a lot and do a lot of mundane tasks dairy and a nice long audiobook is exactly what I need. I will be waiting with bated breath for the next one, and the one after that, and the one after that.

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  • William
  • 04-09-2020

Very enjoyable listen!

An entertaining and light hearted take on dark sorcery. Reminds me of a swords&sorcery version of "Despicable Me," only more violent...and with more screams of terror as people are melted from hydra acid...Sorry, Zombie-Hydra acid.

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  • BikeVON
  • 01-09-2020

Love it!

I love this series and enjoyed this story so much I am listening to it again! The team saves a princess, overturns a crime lord, visits an alien world, rescues the Dwarf kingdom, wipe out a goblin strong hold and finds a city that has been lost for centuries. They do all of that without a break. A battle between the Eternal Empire and Everton brings in all the friends that we have met in the series and gives Vicky an opportunity to show her stuff. War is inevitable and our friends who were once working behind the scenes is now known to the emperor.
Spot is adorable, unless you threaten him with a potted plant. He and Avraniel really grows in their abilities. Everyone on the team reaches new heights in their abilities and has an opportunity to save the world. An old friend with a new attitude moves into the castle.
The character interaction is funny. There is lots of gore and carnage but what do you expect with several battles. There is great action, Timmy does not disappoint with his great shovel moves and you know how Avraniel enjoys using her fire.

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  • C. Blouke
  • 30-09-2020

Never-ending battles

Totally loved the first few books and will certainly get the next one. But this one felt like hours and hours of overly detailed battle account rather than offering variety and character development. So, given the war that’s likely to break out in the next one, I’m not overly optimistic about there being more to it than epic battle after epic battle.

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  • Ben Smith
  • 21-10-2021

silly, fun, and well narrated

The Unlikely Heroes, in their neverending quest to find larger and larger sharks to jump, go on a transcontinental, transterranean, and even transdimensional romp that manages to make each battle even more ridiculous than the last.

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  • Travis Gudmunsen
  • 15-09-2021

better and better

I really hope the author is working on the next one in the series! in the meantime I'm going to listen to the other stories that go along with these books! These books are amazing and make me smile.

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  • Celticfirelight
  • 11-09-2021

Another excellent title in the series!

Yet another wonderful title in this series. I am really falling in love with these books!

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  • Bennygonza
  • 30-07-2021

new fav author and narrator

if u want a book or series of book that will make u laugh keep u hooded and plenty of crazy war ideas this is it. narrator brings them to life and im just wondering if it would ever be a film bc I am down to watch it

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  • Randall
  • 10-07-2021

The Unconventional crew is back in action again

The unconventional crew is back in action again. This was a fun , entertaining, and action packed read. I can't wait for the next installment of the series.

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  • inqztve
  • 01-05-2021

One of my absolute listening favorites

I love the stories and the narrator is phenomenal. This is such a fun light hearted fantasy series!

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