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Two Necromancers, a Dwarf Kingdom, and a Sky City
- Unconventional Heroes, Book 4
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 21 hrs and 38 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Two necromancers, a dwarf kingdom, and a sky city - it sounds like a prelude to mayhem, and given Timmy’s luck, that’s exactly what’s going to happen.
To keep his castle and earn his pardon, Timmy has his work cut out for him. Whether it’s rescuing princesses, crushing hordes of goblins, or dealing with eldritch abominations, Timmy and the gang are there to save the day - and rob the occasional crime lord.
But saving the day isn’t always easy. Timmy might be an eminently sensible necromancer, but he has to deal with a young dragon who is convinced that every problem can be eaten, an elf obsessed with property damage, an ancient vampire who can’t get through a mission without being impaled repeatedly, a semi-retired legendary swordsman, a bureaucrat who has finally mastered the art of screaming and swinging a frying pan, and an overly ambitious apprentice doing her best to be more menacing despite loving the colour pink.
It’s hardly a surprise when things don’t exactly go to plan.
With war on the horizon, Timmy and the others have their hands full. Rescuing a princess can be difficult at the best of times, but rescuing a princess from one of the most powerful crime lords in the world? That’s going to be tricky.
And that’s not their only problem. Ever wonder whose job it is to deal with rampaging hordes of goblins that are about to overwhelm a kingdom of dwarves? Well, that’s Timmy’s job. Isn’t he lucky? On the upside, he finally has an excuse to deploy another army of zombies. He’s going to teach those goblins a very important lesson: Never, ever get into a war of attrition with a necromancer.
One necromancer is dangerous. Two necromancers with a dragon, a vampire, a swordsman, an elf, and a bureaucrat - that’s downright deadly.
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- Hazel Eyes
- 28-10-2022
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Before I had even finished this book I was wanting more and actually googled the author to see if they had finished book 5. Totally worth reading but read 1, 2 and 3 first. I love them all.
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Such an amazing imagination, absolutely hilarious, literally a magic read/listen. looking forward to the next.
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- John
- 28-08-2020
Always employ a necromancer
Thoroughly enjoying this series. The characters are delightful and the potential that is slowly being revealed, and it's only now book 4 is wonderful. I look forward to many more in this series. The narration is excellent and adds to the storytelling.
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- 01-10-2020
Absolutely loved it.
The only problem I have with this audio book is that now I have to wait until the next book in the series is published and then converted to audio.
I have absolutely loved the series, I binged all four of the audio book in a row.
Have thoroughly enjoyed the adventures of the lovable and hilarious band of misfits and highly recommend this series.
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- 16-04-2023
Two Necromancers A Dwarf Kingdom And A Sky City
An amazing book worth relistening to 10000000 times. I wish I had it in book form.
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