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Too Many Curses
- Narrated by: Suzanne Toren
- Length: 9 hrs and 22 mins
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Nessy finds herself surrounded by monsters, curses, a door that should never be opened, and one very deadly dark wizardess. Nessy doesnt have might or magic on her side; shes just a kobold: short, furry, and sensible. Her allies aren't much better: a voice without a body, an angry fruit bat, a monster under her bed, a wizard in a jar (or some of him, anyway), and a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple, people eater. It would be smarter to walk away, but taking care of the castle is Nessy's job, and thats just what she intends to do.If only she could find time to polish the silver while beating back the forces of darkness.
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- Mel M
- 27-10-2017
Just a delightful read!
This is my 4th A. Lee Martinez book. Each one has been different, and completely enjoyable. He has a wry and quixotic sense of humour, which suits my taste. Of course you have to be a Fantasy fan to enjoy the style. I found that it's important to take the time to listen carefully to get full benefit from them. I thought the narrator was excellent.
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