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Publisher's Summary

Banishment from his life's calling can't keep a comically overconfident detective down in the latest episode by New York Times best-seller Stephan Pastis.

This book was never meant to exist. No one needs to know the details. Just know this: there's a Merry, a Larry, a missing tooth, and a teachers' strike that is crippling Timmy Failure's academic future. Worst of all, Timmy is banned from detective work. It's a conspiracy of buffoons. He recorded everything in his private notebook, but then the manuscript was stolen. If this book gets out, he will be grounded for life. Or maybe longer. And will Timmy's mom really marry Doorman Dave.

©2016 Stephan Pastis (P)2016 Recorded Books

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  • 03-04-2021

This was ok I guess

This book was very funny
But I don’t think you will faint someone could faint that weirdly
BuT IHATE THE MUSTARD PART!!!

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  • 30-03-2020

AMAZING BOOK 📚

Hi I like this book a lot so you should read it and all the others in the series!

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  • CC
  • 06-05-2018

Timmy failure is the best book

Timmy failure is the most traffic supercalfraglisticexpealadoshis book. The series is full of awesome and unbelivabal and funny storys. I am always laphin and it helps you when you are sad I think.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 31-05-2020

Just Amazing

it's overall a great book the story is great it's inspired my younger brother

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  • anneshirley
  • 12-01-2018

epic

this be asome love it worth the money
super epic get this book or die

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  • Hanj
  • 14-08-2017

The guy who is reading it sounds silly

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