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Three Half Goats Gruff & Dragons Don’t Eat Meat
- Valkyrie Bestiary Series, Book 1
- Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
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Kim McDougall presents the prequel and first book in her Valkyrie Bestiary series:
Three Half Goats Gruff: Who is the mysterious captain of the Guardians? Kyra Greene, pest controller of fantastic beasts, takes on a rock troll and meets the man who will haunt her dreams for the next 321 nights.
Come sing around the campfire with satyrs, and discover how Kyra found one little lost cephalopod who will win your heart.
Dragons Don't Eat Meat: Someone is killing dragons. And the killings point to a civil war brewing among the fae. When Kyra Greene finds an abandoned baby dragon, she doesn't want to bring him home. But until she can hunt down his thunder and stop the dragon killers, she's on babysitting duty.
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- mardie lowe
- 08-03-2024
Need more in this series!
This is my first Kim McDougall story but definitely won't be my last! I liked it as a story and an audiobook. Being set slightly into the future made it still UF but gave the author plenty of creative space to play. The magic was interesting and all the creatures just plain fun. The FMC/MMC were unique and make a good combination. The narrator has a fantastic voice and did really well with the emotions and array of characters.
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