Get Your Free Audiobook
-
This Is B.S.
- Cryptid Assassin, Book 6
- Narrated by: Derek Shoales
- Series: Cryptid Assassin Series, Book 6
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
- Categories: Mystery, Thriller & Suspense, Thriller & Suspense
Non-member price: $24.37
People who bought this also bought...
-
Mc'Mercs
- Cryptid Assassin Series, Book 5
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Derek Shoales
- Length: 6 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Niki is willing to do anything to protect her family. This time, she might have gone too far. In Italy, she got the job done, or did she? Her boss is asking pointed questions. Taylor has a new challenge with someone looking into his business, and this time it's a feisty reporter from a Cryptid-Inquirer magazine. Will she upset the balance between Marino and McFadden? Or will she uncover the whole truth and put it out for everyone to see? Will she even live to type up a report?
-
Head Hunter
- Cryptid Assassin Series, Book 4
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Derek Shoales
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Taylor McFadden is in a military hospital recovering, and Niki is on the warpath, with Jennie visiting him in the hospital. Will Taylor live through an operation in which a helicopter dropped on him only to die when Niki gets hold of him? Further, he has decided to have the final word with the crime lord attacking his people. You know, his friends? Like...Vickie?
-
Sacrificial Weapon
- Cryptid Assassin, Book 3
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Derek Shoales
- Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The Cryptids have started to kill a large amount of humans in the Upper Midwest. Banks' bosses told her not to call in the Cryptid Assassin.... He's too expensive. Now, the showdown between Taylor and the creatures will stop when one or the other is dead...and it isn't looking good for Taylor.
-
Silent Death
- Cryptid Assassin Series, Book 2
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Derek Shoales
- Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Special Agent Niki Banks has called in a favor, and now Taylor has a young hacker with an attitude as an employee. Along with new monsters to kill, a business to get off the ground, a relationship with an annoying FBI handler to...deal with, Taylor is becoming a surrogate male figure for a role he didn't want. But he may be the best man for the job.
-
Hired Killer
- Cryptid Assassin Series, Book 1
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Derek Shoales
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
His name is Taylor McFadden, survivor of 83 trips into the ZOO. Now, he's retired, and yet his country needs his skills to save people in the country he calls home. Can he build a company, put down roots, and still bring the pain when the FBI calls? When they tag him as The Cryptid Assassin, they weren't wrong. For monsters that go bump in the night, he is death incarnate.
-
Battleborne
- By: Dave Willmarth
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Jessica Threet
- Length: 17 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Max was a professional soldier, and extremely good at his job. Right up until it killed him. At the moment of his death, he meets Hildi the Valkyrie, and is given three options. Serve Odin in Valhalla as one of the Einherjar, fighting each day and celebrating each night until the battle of Ragnarok. Accept his death as final, and end his existence. Or be reincarnated as a Battleborne on a random unknown world. Max chooses to gamble! To live a new life, whatever that might entail.
-
-
awesome!
- By Ivo on 23-09-2020
-
Mc'Mercs
- Cryptid Assassin Series, Book 5
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Derek Shoales
- Length: 6 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Niki is willing to do anything to protect her family. This time, she might have gone too far. In Italy, she got the job done, or did she? Her boss is asking pointed questions. Taylor has a new challenge with someone looking into his business, and this time it's a feisty reporter from a Cryptid-Inquirer magazine. Will she upset the balance between Marino and McFadden? Or will she uncover the whole truth and put it out for everyone to see? Will she even live to type up a report?
-
Head Hunter
- Cryptid Assassin Series, Book 4
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Derek Shoales
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Taylor McFadden is in a military hospital recovering, and Niki is on the warpath, with Jennie visiting him in the hospital. Will Taylor live through an operation in which a helicopter dropped on him only to die when Niki gets hold of him? Further, he has decided to have the final word with the crime lord attacking his people. You know, his friends? Like...Vickie?
-
Sacrificial Weapon
- Cryptid Assassin, Book 3
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Derek Shoales
- Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The Cryptids have started to kill a large amount of humans in the Upper Midwest. Banks' bosses told her not to call in the Cryptid Assassin.... He's too expensive. Now, the showdown between Taylor and the creatures will stop when one or the other is dead...and it isn't looking good for Taylor.
-
Silent Death
- Cryptid Assassin Series, Book 2
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Derek Shoales
- Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Special Agent Niki Banks has called in a favor, and now Taylor has a young hacker with an attitude as an employee. Along with new monsters to kill, a business to get off the ground, a relationship with an annoying FBI handler to...deal with, Taylor is becoming a surrogate male figure for a role he didn't want. But he may be the best man for the job.
-
Hired Killer
- Cryptid Assassin Series, Book 1
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Derek Shoales
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
His name is Taylor McFadden, survivor of 83 trips into the ZOO. Now, he's retired, and yet his country needs his skills to save people in the country he calls home. Can he build a company, put down roots, and still bring the pain when the FBI calls? When they tag him as The Cryptid Assassin, they weren't wrong. For monsters that go bump in the night, he is death incarnate.
-
Battleborne
- By: Dave Willmarth
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Jessica Threet
- Length: 17 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Max was a professional soldier, and extremely good at his job. Right up until it killed him. At the moment of his death, he meets Hildi the Valkyrie, and is given three options. Serve Odin in Valhalla as one of the Einherjar, fighting each day and celebrating each night until the battle of Ragnarok. Accept his death as final, and end his existence. Or be reincarnated as a Battleborne on a random unknown world. Max chooses to gamble! To live a new life, whatever that might entail.
-
-
awesome!
- By Ivo on 23-09-2020
-
Sued for Peace
- The Kurtherian Gambit, Book 11
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 7 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Greed and fear, two emotions that rule both individuals...and countries. Now, China has decided that they will do whatever it takes to acquire TQB technology. There was a glaring flaw in their plan. When they kill an unborn little baby in a raid, the Queen Bitch is released. Now, China has two options...Kill Bethany Anne, or sue for peace.
-
Release the Dogs of War
- The Kurtherian Gambit, Book 10
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Stephen walked into the office which Barnabas was using as his judge's chamber. While the massive amount of data Bethany Anne's team was throwing at him was more than enough to assuage his curiosity, he had never felt this way in the last 152 years. He wanted a vacation. He pulled the top manila-folder and took a look at the name, "Clarissa Bernier, CEO". He opened the folder, and it was now in the agreed upon fashion.
-
It's Hell to Choose
- The Kurtherian Gambit, Book 9
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 8 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The world is caught off guard by the sudden advances in technology, some are not happy about that at all. Bethany Anne's group needs to move into production, who is she going to hire for that position? Old enemies take a stronger stance at revenge than before. Helping others is a tall order, but TQB Rises to the occasion!
-
-
Loved IT
- By Kindle Customer on 24-08-2017
-
We Will Build
- The Kurtherian Gambit, Book 8
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The world needs protecting - before they can build in space they have to get into space. There is a "false queen" attacking vampires in Asia - Bethany Anne sends her own to look into that. The moon base needs to be settled, can Team BMW make it happen? Do they have enough people? Can they get the right people to help?
-
Queen Bitch
- The Kurtherian Gambit, Book 2
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 6 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Bethany Anne has started to make a difference in the first week of being awake. Now, America has been losing good men since their teams don't have a vampire to help them. Frank is hoping Bethany Anne can, and will, help. Further, the American Pack Council is having internal problems with their own young-and-dumb weres who want to ignore Michael's strictures. With no one seeing Michael, the fear of the Boogeyman is starting to recede.
-
-
Loved it.
- By dragonlover_11 on 28-07-2020
-
Kneel or Die
- The Kurtherian Gambit, Book 7
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The future just went upside down, when a nascent AI is added against Bethany Anne's wishes. Then, there is David and his issues to take care of, permanently. Bethany Anne has had it with terrorists. Not encumbered with law, she seeks only justice for those who were killed in France. New members are added to the team as they continue their efforts to reach for the stars.
-
-
Q B RULES
- By Captain Skurvy on 23-11-2017
Publisher's Summary
Taylor McFadden is willing to go against any monster thrown at him. But something Niki threw at him has got him off his game.
Niki must build a consultant team to figure out if she has a problem with another company.
But will Dr. Salinger Jacobs of Heavy Metal take her call? Does she have the clout to get him to believe her if he picks up the phone?
There is a hot-potato new hire at McFadden's Mechs, and no one wants to 'fess up to Niki. Not the new hire, not Taylor, and certainly not the computer-hacker cousin who was guilty of it in the first place.
Will Vickie overcome her cousin's focus and help the company out in the process of helping herself change jobs?
For Taylor McFadden, life is full of dangerous complications. The rest of his problems have to do with alien monsters wanting to eat him.
More from the same
Author
Narrator
What listeners say about This Is B.S.
Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
16 Best Audiobooks by Aboriginal Authors
Across genres, there’s no shortage of brilliant titles from Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander writers of Australia.



25 Best Celebrity Audiobooks
It’s always a pleasant surprise to pick up a familiar story and find an unexpected famous friend in the narrator’s booth.



Best Audiobooks of 2020
We've crunched the numbers, heard from our listeners and gotten expert opinions to round up the best listens of 2020.


