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Thirty Thousand Bottles of Wine and a Pig Called Helga

A Not So Perfect Tree Change

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Thirty Thousand Bottles of Wine and a Pig Called Helga

By: Todd Alexander
Narrated by: Josh Brennan
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'Once I was the poster boy for corporate success, but now I’m crashing through the bush in a storm in search of a missing pig. How the hell did we end up here?'

Todd and Jeff have had enough of the city. Sick of the daily grind and workaday corporate shenanigans, they throw caution to the wind and buy 100 acres in the Hunter Valley, intent on living a golden bucolic life and building a fabulous B&B, where they can offer the joys of country life to heart-weary souls. Todd will cook; Jeff will renovate. They can make wine and grow their own food and live the dream. How hard can it be?

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©2019 Todd Alexander (P)2019 W. F. Howes Ltd Heartfelt Funny Success Witty Feel-Good

Critic Reviews

“This joyously honest account will make you laugh till it hurts and shed more than a few tears while being captivated by Todd, Jeff and their menagerie of loveable animals.” (Bradley Trevor Greive Am, author of Penguin Bloom)
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I loved this story, a relatable wonderful story of change, persistence and a lot of fun. well worth reading

Fabulous fabulous fabulous

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I loved this book from start to finish. Hoping Todd writes an update to their story very soon.

Fantastic. So funny. Adorable writer.

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A light and funny book. Reminded me a bit of 'My Family and Other Animals ' by Gerald Durrell.
Unlike most books that start strong and often loose momentum this one starts a little slower but picks up.

I really enjoyed this story.

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Had me chuckling aloud on more than one occasion. Highly recommend, especially if you’re ever dreamt of a tree change.

Full of fun and giggles

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loved this book so much happiness is within us all its a choice and its a priviledge we all deserve

enchanting!

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