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Publisher's Summary

A hilarious collection of tips for successfully navigating the dating world as a millennial.

For single millennials, this situation is all too familiar: You're on a date. It's going well! Then, suddenly, your date looks at you like you're a f*cking idiot, and you never hear from that person again. Guess you're going to die alone, right? Maybe not! Humble authors Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses have written a book to save the future of the human race: Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot, a collection of 100 dating tips that teaches clueless guys and girls the dos and don'ts of dating. In their book, Ben and Laura cover all the basics, from "why are you texting in just emojis, dummy?!" to "stop playing games, idiot!" and, of course, "put your phone down, a**hole!" Simply put, this book will make you laugh and finally give you a fighting chance at not dying alone.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your Library section along with the audio.

©2017 Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses (P)2017 Hachette Audio

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  • Sarah Alexander
  • 25-10-2017

Fun and Quick

These authors did a great job of making their book come alive! Very cool topics with silly explanations and it was nice to have them in my ear. They made time fly by!

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  • Dani Santiago
  • 03-07-2018

Amazing

Absolutely loved this book it's a very funny commentary on dating today.
Love the authors!

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  • Bernice
  • 26-06-2018

Super obnoxious check list.

Move along. This is such a boring waste of time. I felt like it was written by a couple of middle schoolers who curse when their mom was not around and mistake their immaturity for comedy.

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  • toniriedl
  • 02-03-2018

Some good tips

This was not a book this was an article. A somewhat funny , interesting article but it was so short it is not worth the credit for the money to pay for it .

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  • Francisco Martin
  • 19-02-2018

Waste of time and money

the only good thing about this book is that it is mercifully short. this feels like a money grab by the authors.