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Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F--king Idiot

By: Ben Schwartz, Laura Moses
Narrated by: Ben Schwartz, Laura Moses
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A hilarious collection of tips for successfully navigating the dating world as a millennial.

For single millennials, this situation is all too familiar: You're on a date. It's going well! Then, suddenly, your date looks at you like you're a f*cking idiot, and you never hear from that person again. Guess you're going to die alone, right? Maybe not! Humble authors Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses have written a book to save the future of the human race: Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot, a collection of 100 dating tips that teaches clueless guys and girls the dos and don'ts of dating. In their book, Ben and Laura cover all the basics, from "why are you texting in just emojis, dummy?!" to "stop playing games, idiot!" and, of course, "put your phone down, a**hole!" Simply put, this book will make you laugh and finally give you a fighting chance at not dying alone.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your Library section along with the audio.

©2017 Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses (P)2017 Hachette Audio

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Not an Idiot

don't like it; it's shallow. i found the tone a bit aggressive and patronizing, as though the author were telling me "just be positive", but not in a supportive, empowering way.

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I want a refund

I can see what the authors are trying to communicate and make it light hearted and funny, perhaps would be better as a read version rather than an audio - the audio version makes it sound like they’re trying way too hard to be funny.

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It's short but really funny!!

Yep, so many things we should already know. From all the way through the cycle of 1st Dates to .... 😱 marriage.....

seriously funny! And yes - I got the message "Put Your F*kn Phone Away!! Got it!!

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I hope this was included with my membership

Because if I paid for that garbage I’m gonna be really upset. Only made it 20 min in on double speed but I’ll never get that time back

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