Things That Go Bump Into Each Other is a paranormal romantic comedy about ghosts, grudges, and one house that’s sick of waiting for these idiots to kiss already.

Sephie Blake doesn’t believe in ghosts. Or fate. Or men who smile like that and mean it. A cynical paranormal investigator with a serious caffeine dependency and zero patience for nonsense, she’s made a career out of dismantling the supernatural one cold spot at a time. So when Dead Serious invites her to investigate the famously haunted Ashland Manor—her ultimate bucket list location—she jumps at the chance to debunk every creaky floorboard on camera.

Especially if it means disproving Luke Mavros, the himbo medium with puppy-dog eyes, absurd muscles, and an infuriating belief in the unseen.

Luke’s not here for fame or spooky theatrics. He’s here to help people, spirits, and the sentient house apparently trying to shove him and Sephie into a romcom subplot. Sure, she thinks he’s the kind of guy who’d lose a staring contest with a doorknob, but it turns out he reads people better than she does. And is far more patient than she expects.

When Ashland Manor traps them inside and starts playing matchmaker, Sephie and Luke have no choice but to work together to solve an underlying mystery.

And maybe survive a few feelings along the way.