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There's a (Slight) Chance I Might Be Going to Hell
- A Novel of Sewer Pipes, Pageant Queens, and Big Trouble
- Narrated by: Susan Denaker
- Length: 10 hrs and 12 mins
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Publisher's Summary
After a series of false starts nearly gets her banished from the town, Maye decides that her last chance to connect with her new neighbors is to enter the annual Sewer Pipe Queen Pageant, a kooky but dead-serious local tradition open to contestants of all ages and genders. Aided by a deranged former pageant queen with one eyebrow, Maye doesn't just make a splash; she uncovers a sinister mystery that has haunted the town for decades.
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- Anonymous User
- 23-11-2017
Not for me
I only got about a third of the way through this book. Very little actually occurred and I found the narrator's voice very annoying. There are parts where she is required to sing and it is so out of tune it's unbearable.
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