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The Worst Christmas Pageant Ever

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The Worst Christmas Pageant Ever

By: Ayokunle Mathew Akinbi
Narrated by: Julie Loewen
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The stage is set. The costumes are sticky. The sheep is barking. Could this really be the best worst Christmas ever? Joe has one job: to be the quiet, serious narrator of the Pinecone Elementary Christmas Pageant. He dreams of a perfect show, complete with silent angels and dignified wise men. But his best friend, Penny, has other ideas.

Penny is playing a fluffy sheep, but she keeps forgetting how to "baa" and only remembers how to "WOOF-BAA!" Soon, the whole show is tumbling into absolute, hilarious chaos: The Angel costume vanishes. The Innkeeper keeps giggling. The wise men get covered in too much gold glitter. And the Baby Jesus prop disappears leaving only a suspiciously yellow substitute!

Can Joe, Penny, and the rest of the wild cast manage to pull off the show? Or will their magnificent, ridiculous disaster teach everyone that the true spirit of Christmas isn't about being perfect, it's about having fun? Get ready for the funniest, messiest, and most unforgettable holiday show ever!

©2025 Ayokunle Mathew Akinbi (P)2026 Ayokunle Mathew Akinbi
Christmas Holidays & Celebrations Literature & Fiction Winter
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