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The World’s Worst Pets

By: David Walliams
Narrated by: Terry Mynott, Morgana Robinson, Clare Corbett, Wayne Forester, James Goode, Danielle Vitalis, Akiya Henry
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BE WARNED! AWFUL ANIMALS LURK INSIDE…

Millions of readers have loved The World’s Worst Children, The World’s Worst Teachers and The World’s Worst Parents – now they will delight in this ludicrously laugh-out-loud collection of pets, brought to you by the phenomenal Number One bestselling author David Walliams.

These ten tales of the world’s craziest creatures will have you shaking with laughter. You’ll never look at pets in the same way again!

Marvel at Houdini, the magician’s rabbit. Take a trip around the world with Zoom, the supersonic tortoise. Gasp at the chaos created by Griselda, a grizzly bear with a big secret. And RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! It’s Furp, the monstrous goldfish!

Good pets, bad pets, supervillain pets, pets as big as a house and pets that could eat you in one gulp – these are the most hilarious and horrendous animals around.

David Walliams was most recently Children’s #1 bestseller for six weeks with Gangsta Granny Strikes Again! (TCM chart: from 20 Nov 2021)

©2022 David Walliams (P)2022 HarperCollins Publishers Animals Animals & Nature Anthologies & Short Stories Humourous Fiction Literature & Fiction Funny Witty

Critic Reviews

“This really is Walliams at his most indulgently gross and silly—the perfect combination for thousands of his loyal fans.” (Daily Mail)

“Laugh-out-loud funny and…downright disgusting.” (Daily Express)

“Often described as the modern-day Roald Dahl, Walliams is a big author with big ideas and plenty of illustrations, all combining to make for real page-turners, even for kids who would normally look at you as if you’re mad to suggest reading for pleasure.” (The Independent)
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It was excellent, funny with a good story line. The narrating was great. Highly recommend - from a 9 year old.

Excellent

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Each time I get a credit i always go to David walliams books! I love how it’s funny, creative, and enjoyable. Especially this book! I loved the book for many reasons I love how every time the timer when off I immediately turn it back on! Love your work!

Love this book!

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👍🤣🥲😃It was so funny. My dog who sadly died 😭 last year wasn’t one of the world’s worst pets🥲🥲.👍🤣🥲😃(Jules.7)

👍🤣🥲😃It was so funny. My dog who sadly died 😭 last year wasn’t one of the world’s worst pets🥲🥲.👍🤣🥲😃 (Jules.7)

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I loved this book it’s so good 😊. I listened to it 17 times, and I loved that was funny😹creative 🐕and interesting 🤔 , I was laughing like crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. And I would love to hear another story about the world’s most worst pets.it is highly recommended. 5 star rating .

By a 1️⃣0️⃣ year old 🙉

The worlds best book

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as always a funny listen and so witty love all these series! highly recommend

halarious

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WORLDS WORST PETS RULE

A M A Z I N G DOWNLOAD NOW IF YOU LOVE ANIMALS AMAZING FOR KIDS

Dog vs cats!!!

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It was very good I love it ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !thank you so much for making such an amazing

Voices are very good

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This book is everything i love it you need it! It is AMAZING pls buy it will make me happy haha 😹

YOU NEED THIS BOOK! IF YONT HAVE THIS BOOK BUY IT

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THAT WAS SO AWESOME 😎 I Love It 😻 I Definitely Want the world’s worst pets 2! It rules! Also check out funny kid by Matt Stanton and Tom Gates By Liz Picton! Dogs,cats even snakes in this story are AWESOME 😆⚾️⚽️🏀🎃🎱📱🇹🇩🥏🏉🏐🎧🥎🏈🏳️‍🌈😎🎉🏈🏀🐳🎃🦄🔜🇲🇦🇲🇺❤️ For David Walliams! Blake age 8

TWWP 1

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Every time I listen to a chapter I had to listen to another. I ❤️ this story.

Worlds worst pets

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