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The World Has Gone to Turd and the Only Way to Save It Is with a Big Ol' Battle Royale

A Brutal, Action-Packed Comedy

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The World Has Gone to Turd and the Only Way to Save It Is with a Big Ol' Battle Royale

By: Matthew A. Clarke
Narrated by: Lucas Boyd
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Terrorists rule the world.

In the race to destroy the final orphanage on the planet, is there anything that can save the souls of the inhabitants of earth?

Jesus saves.

In a bizarre twist of fate, the majority of the population is eradicated. Those that remain are given a second chance, ascending to a curious land in which they are told they must fight for their lives to survive.

Only two can prevail.

Which is going to be somewhat of an issue given the inclusion of the Wild Cards; special combatants dropped into the battlefield to wreak havoc. From Kim Jong-un to Hitler, these guys are out for blood.

The World Has Gone To Turd And The Only Way To Save It Is With A Big Ol' Battle Royale is a brutal, action packed adventure that tackles some of the most pressing issues of modern times, such as what would happen if Jesus returned and wasn't able to find a virgin? And is it possible for a sentient man-turd to fall in love? One thing is for sure, you've never seen a battle royale quite like this.

©2021 Matthew A. Clarke (P)2025 Matthew A. Clarke
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