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The Witches

Narrated by: Miranda Richardson
Length: 4 hrs and 28 mins
4.5 out of 5 stars (93 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

Penguin presents a brand-new recording of Roald Dahl's classic The Witches, read by Miranda Richardson.

The Witches have a motto: One child a week is 52 a year. Squish them and squiggle them and make them disappear. The Grand High Witch of All the World is the scariest of the lot, but one boy and the grandmother he adores have a plan to get rid of the witches for good.

©2014 Roald Dahl (P)2014 Penguin Books Limited

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Hard to listen to

I love this story and most of the narration was done very well, but I did not understand a single word the Grand High Witch said. was super distracting and put me off listening to it. wish there was another version on audible.

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Fantastic book

It was a amazing book I loved it my favourite part was when he went to the ball room and discovered all the witches

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From Darcy: 6 years old

I love this book because it is cool. I love this audio book because it is famous. I enjoyed it because of the witches, that’s all.

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Grand High Witch - Inaudible

The Grand High Witch is the best part of the story, and up until that point, it was fabulous, however the narration of the voice is absolutely awful - the accent is loud, rough, and unable to be understood by adults and children alike.

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  • Kat
  • 18-10-2017

good

hard to understand the grand high witch accent but loved grandmama and the story. thanks

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Roald Dahl done just right.

The voices done so well I almost turned it off a couple of times when the witches were showing their icky evilness to give myself a break. .. and In a grown up!

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So well told and of course masterfully written

So easy to listen to her voice. loved all the different voices for all the characters. I also liked the little sounds that followed the story. it's a beautifully written story but I think it could be a tiny bit scary for kids under 8. never boring

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  • JennyC
  • 17-11-2017

Wonderful audio rendition of the book!!

Excellent storyteller! My son absolute loved it! Dramatic and highly entertaining, it was captivating all throughout.

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  • Moeeze
  • 03-08-2015

Perfect Fiction

Roald dahl always inspires me with his awesome writings. Its wonderful because i got it for free!!

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  • Kerry Coupe
  • 12-12-2014

Really good to listen to

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

I would defiantly recommend this. its perfect to listen to on long journeys, and reminds you of your childhood with Dahl.

What was one of the most memorable moments of The Witches?

When the cook chops off the end of the tail of the young boy who is now a mouse.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

when the boy told his grandma that he was happy that he wouldn't have a long life as a mouse because he didn't want to live without her.

Any additional comments?

If you want something to listen to that's nice and easy this is it. I would say that sometimes Miranda voice is hard to understand when she is the high grand witch but besides that its brilliant.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 03-12-2016

Terrible grand high witch

Love this story we decided to listen to on a recent car journey. Had to turn it off in the end due to the incomprehensible shouting voice of the grand high witch.

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  • victoria stannard
  • 29-03-2016

great

Great book!!! I can imagine it happening.
It is very ,very well written.
I loved it.

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  • s oglina
  • 20-05-2019

just brilliant

We thoroughly enjoyed this book ... We listened to it on our way to school every day for a week.
Every bit of it was exciting

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  • Mr A G Brown
  • 25-04-2019

Wiches

This book was scary

Ages 6 to 9 should read it


This was super good

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  • ricke williams
  • 24-04-2019

Uncompromising in its horror and word pkay

Loved it totally brilliant. Took several breaks during the housework to listen to it. I've read it and seen the film and was still hooked

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  • Rubylovestoread
  • 14-03-2019

Wonderfully witchy

Really enjoyed listening to this. I love Roald Dahl's imagination along with his dark humour. The story is engaging and certainly entertains all the way through.
Miranda is so wonderful with her accents and rolling Rrrrrs.

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  • lizzie halling
  • 12-03-2019

Let down!

Love the story, but the narrator completely ruined it with the screeching voice for the Grand High Witch. So horrible, I couldn’t finish the book.
Bring back Simon Callow reading it!

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  • Anita S
  • 02-02-2019

exceptionally good I loved it

I recommend it to all ages it was absolutely wonderful
I loved it it was great

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  • anne-marie
  • 11-08-2018

amazing story

amazing story slightly different from the film but I enjoyed it alot I mostly enjoyed the ending