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The Virgin Romance Novelist Chronicles
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Jeffrey Kafer
- Length: 18 hrs and 48 mins
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The Brentwood Boys have come together in a three-book audio collection for the first time ever! More than 30 hours of delicious baseball players brought to you by your favorite narrators including Sebastian York, Savannah Peachwood, Stephen Dexter, Rock Engle, Felicity Monroe, and Maxine Mitchell.
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It has it all 👏👏👏
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That Swoony Feeling
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The final wrap up - all the feels
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I’d like to preface this by saying it was never my intention to ever get involved in a workplace romance, let alone get involved with the most surly, agitating, and pompous man I’ve ever met who just so happens to be my new friend’s brother. My intentions were to show students how English and reading books could actually be fun and make a new life for myself in the suburbs of Chicago.
Publisher's Summary
From USA Today best selling Author Meghan Quinn, comes a hilarious romantic comedy that will touch your heart and cause you to roar with laughter as you escape into Rosie Bloom's attempt to write a romance novel.
"Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch...."
Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?
Goodness, I have no idea what I'm doing. I’m a virgin attempting to write a romance novel and I'm having an impossible time trying to write a passionate and swoon-worthy love scene worthy of being published, thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen, step outside my comfort zone, and gain some real life experience through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups. But losing my "flower" is proving to be much tougher than expected....
This is the story of my awkward, humiliating, and slightly terrifying life, but like all romance novels, I know it will end in a happily ever after. At least that's what I keep telling myself.
Warning: Listen in the confines of your own home due to random outbursts of laughter. If you are addicted to cliffhangers, getting your heart ripped out of your chest, and feeling like a bulldozer just plowed through your stomach, then this audiobook is not for you. if you like peeing your pants and crying from laughing so hard, then please continue listening.
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- Maria
- 07-05-2019
“I Farted On His Chin”
If you want a laugh out loud audiobook that is brilliantly written and narrated look no further, this is so worth a credit.
I enjoyed every moment, loved this story when I read the book a while ago and Andi did an amazing job bringing our little virgin to life.
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- nicandbooks
- 27-07-2020
Hilariously heartfelt!!
I love Rosie and Henry - these two are a super sweet couple and getting to read their entire story in this massive ebook was worth the experience. There are so many laugh out loud moments - especially in the "first" book - that I often had to look away from the book to calm myself down!! The second and third books are still quite funny, but much sweeter and heartfelt! I love this couple!!!
The audio was fabulous and Andi Arndt especially makes this book a joy to listen to!! Would highly recommend the audiobook!!
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- Marisa
- 01-03-2020
laugh out loud
what a fantastic book.
was laughing, ( Marta ) 🤣
that whole book from beginning to end was awesome. A commitment but well worth it. Thanks Meghan, and narrators.
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- Margo of Oz
- 24-01-2022
story didn't always make sense
I like a lot of this (most of the first book and tge third book - basically a very long epilogue - was quite sweet), enough that I finished, though I skim read most of the second book.
The contrived drama toward the end of the first book didn't really make sense. but then that carried into the second book and most of that book didn't make sense.
I don't think real people would act like that. The thing with Tasha at the end of the first book was just confusing and then really weird in the second book.
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