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The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires
- Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
- Length: 13 hrs and 49 mins
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Fried Green Tomatoes and Steel Magnolias meet Dracula in this Southern-flavored supernatural thriller set in the '90s about a women's book club that must protect its suburban community from a mysterious and handsome stranger who turns out to be a real monster.
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- Anonymous User
- 15-04-2021
Brilliant
Amazing story and narrator. It was suspending the whole way through ! I never knew what was going to happen next
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- Kindle Customer
- 15-02-2021
amazing!!
incredibly written story and incredible performance. This book had me hooked from the beginning. Highly recommend.
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- Julia Fittipaldi
- 01-06-2023
Confusing pace yet enjoyable read
The story was good at the beginning and end, but the middle was rather hard to get through. The story was stagnant and the characters (from my perspective) were unrelatable. It felt like reading a fever dream where you’re naked and screaming for sound and nothing comes out and falling off a cliff in slow motion all at once - just bizarre and surreal. But the first and last third were more believable and had a better pace. Although I suppose that this general feel to the book is extremely reflective of the characters own experience so overall it’s good.
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- Knittydoll
- 17-11-2023
Great voice performance, sad family story.
This story is hard to listen to, every male character is patronising and manipulative, it’s overwhelming what the women in this story life through. I got to the end because of the terrific voice performance, the best I’ve ever heard in an audiobook.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- Naedrax17
- 02-10-2020
Better than I expected
Despite being so intrigued by the story I was so hesitant due to the negative reviews & a lot of people saying the same things like the women being spoken down to by their husbands. But I enjoyed this more than I thought I would. This is set in the 90s & where women are house wives who are always so polite, put their husbands, house holds & children before even themselves & what they want, even if they are right. This is not how I grew up so was an adjustment to be in that world. So many times I just wanted to scream at Patricia to be more firm. But for this life it made sense. Patty was a persistent character despite all the hurdles & knock downs she took, and thats what I liked about her so much & the spine she had developed by the very end. A great story about the monster next door & to pay attention & not ignore those nagging feelings thats something is not right.
Grady Hendrix always paints such an amazing story & characters the only thing that turns me off his writing is the constant use of the word SAID. There was a time SAID WAS DEAD, not so much any more & I don't think Grady ever got that memo. There should be a limit on how many times an author can use that word. For me it takes away from the feel & emotion of dialogue between characters when so many other words can be used to help convey how a character is feeling or severity of what they are wanting to say. This is the 2nd story of Grady's I have listened to & this was also the only negative I had for that other book.
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- B.A.P
- 18-08-2022
Supernatural menace in the suburbs, loved it!
Absolutely fabulous depiction of women, friendship and the 90’s. The horror of supernatural force combined with mens apathy toward their long term partners made for chilling horror scenes. My new favourite book.
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- Anonymous User
- 15-05-2022
perfect Spring cleaning soundtrack!
a little slow in the first quarter but builds to a thoroughly satisfying conclusion. A love letter to the strength and the weaknesses of the women who raise us. Also spooky sexual Vampire horror!
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- Anonymous User
- 27-09-2022
vampire!
great story telling! funny and heartbreak all at once. but a little predictable. would still recommend to fans of Vampire stories.
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- Henrietta Podgorska
- 15-10-2023
Great book and outstanding narration
This book is quite something. It wasn't an easy read, and not just because of the vampire. What struck me the most about this book is its powerful message that the real monsters in the world are the men who push women down and enable evil to lurk due to their stupidity and arrogance. Men are not protectors, they are users. I believe that the vampire isn't the worst character in this book.
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- Anonymous User
- 10-11-2023
FANG-tastic ... sorry haha
it was grate! I loved it! definitely would recommend this book. the character's where enjoyable and the narrator did a wonderful job
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