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The Snake Has All the Lines

By: Jean Kerr
Narrated by: Teri Schnaubelt
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The #1 New York Times bestselling author of Please Don't Eat the Daisies offers another hilarious look at home life, show business, and more.

Jean Kerr played many roles in her life, from exasperated mother to Broadway playwright and keen observer of mid-twentieth century suburbia. She also became one of America's most beloved humorists by sharing her insights and anecdotes in a series of popular newspaper columns.

In The Snake Has All the Lines, Kerr explores topics ranging from family vacations and modern convenience to the trials and tribulations of opening a new play. With her inimitable wit, she reminds us that while life may be a day at the beach, a day at the beach with small children can have you questioning your life choices in no time.

©1958, 1959, 1960 Jean Kerr (P)2023 Tantor

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