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The Secret Divorcée

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The Secret Divorcée

By: The Secret Divorcée
Narrated by: Beth Chalmers
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About this listen

Christmas is over. And so is my marriage…

Twenty years of marriage. Twenty years of ignored red flags. And one very smug ex-girlfriend.

He seemed perfect at first. Don’t they always? I fell fast, and I fell hard. So when I discovered his secret double life, suddenly all those years of feeling paranoid made sense.

I had two options (well three, if you count me and my best friend with two spades and a suspicious willingness to serve hard time):

1. Stay for the kids

2. Sacrifice my sanity to divorce the b*stard

The Secret Divorcée is my unfiltered story of falling for a red flag, betrayal, bad decisions, and how to turn heartbreak into hilarity – fuelled by wine and a side hustle my mother must never, ever find out about.

Readers LOVE The Secret Divorcée:

'A funny story even though a cheating husband isn’t. So well written. I loved it! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'Told with humour, wit and total frankness, this book epitomises the strength, tenacity and courage of women who find themselves in this situation. Heartbreaking but uplifting!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐

'Hilariously witty and relatable. I have friends going through divorce right now – I’m gifting them copies' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'This book is absolutely brilliant. I couldn't put it down' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'Fun and unique' ⭐⭐⭐⭐

'A great Saturday afternoon read. Loved the best friend. Read it!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'A good laugh of a book filled with a supportive best friend and lots and lots of wine!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐

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