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  • By: Kerry Fisher
  • Narrated by: Sally Orrock
  • Length: 9 hrs and 15 mins
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A hilarious, straight-talking listen for fans of Fiona Neill and Gill Hornby's The Hive.

Feisty Maia Etxeleku is a cleaner for ladies who lunch. She spends her life wiping up spilt Sauvignon and hoovering around handbags before rushing back home to skivvy after her children's feckless father on an estate where survival depends on your ability to look the other way. But an unusual inheritance catapults her into a different world where no child can survive without organic apricots and Kumon maths classes - and no woman can contemplate a week without Pilates and pedicures.

As she blunders through a middle-class minefield, dashing from coffee mornings to her mops and buckets, she is drawn to the one man who can help her family fit in. But is his interest in her purely professional or will her modern My Fair Lady experiment end in disaster?

©2014 Kerry Fisher (P)2014 HarperCollins Publishers Limited

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Perfect holiday read!

Loved this light hearted page turner. Made me laugh (and she’d a tear) and had a plot twist I didn’t see coming. Perfect holiday read that I couldn’t put down.

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A good giggle

I absolutely loved this book. I found myself laughing out loud as I walked my dog.
The one liners and vocabulary are hilarious and Sally Orrock delivers them all fabulously. Her range of accents astounds me.
I was sorry it came to an end.

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