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The Satsuma Complex

By: Bob Mortimer
Narrated by: Sally Phillips, Bob Mortimer
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*WINNER OF THE BOLLINGER EVERYMAN WODEHOUSE PRIZE FOR COMIC FICTION 2023*

THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER

‘Funny, clever and sweet’– Sunday Times

‘The much loved comic proves adept at noirish fiction in a debut whose surrealist humour sets it apart’ – Observer

My name is Gary. I’m a thirty-year-old legal assistant with a firm of solicitors in London. To describe me as anonymous would be unfair but to notice me other than in passing would be a rarity. I did make a good connection with a girl, but that blew up in my face and smacked my arse with a fish slice.

Gary Thorn goes for a pint with a work acquaintance called Brendan. When Brendan leaves early, Gary meets a girl in the pub. He doesn’t catch her name, but falls for her anyway. When she suddenly disappears without saying goodbye, all Gary has to remember her by is the book she was reading: The Satsuma Complex. But when Brendan goes missing, Gary needs to track down the girl he now calls Satsuma to get some answers.

And so begins Gary’s quest, through the estates and pie shops of South London, to finally bring some love and excitement into his unremarkable life…

A story with a cast of unforgettable characters, The Satsuma Complex is the brilliantly funny smash hit first novel by bestselling author and comedian Bob Mortimer.

©2022 Bob Mortimer (P)2022 Simon & Schuster, UK
Literature & Fiction Romance Romantic Comedy Comedy Funny Witty Feel-Good England

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"Like Spike Milligan, Mortimer has managed to use a novel for his distinctive comedic voice." (The Telegraph)

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Bob & Sally take you on a wonderfully narrated, amusingly written murder mystery.
finished it in one go, now just thinking around it.

fan bloody teastic

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Thoroughly enjoyed this, if you like Bob Mortimer, you’re going to love this, all the characters are funny and the story never drops off. Bob isn’t a professional reader and that’s apparent but his voice reading his own words was just great for me. Sally does a great job too of bringing Emily to life. Download it and laugh out loud, You won’t look at squirrels the same again!

Brilliant

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this is a fabulous story made more enjoyable by the fact that it is read by Bob Mortimer.
the style of narration, the loveable character of gary and his friend and neighbour Grace, the terrific plot..... I could go on and on. I think I'll buy a hard copy of the book sometime in the future, so that I can enjoy it all over again.

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I love Gary’s character and his discussions with the squirrel! He is quick witted and charismatic. I want to have a point in the pub with this guy!

Gary and the squirrel

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Bob Mortimer is so hilarious. He has such a great sense of humour. He manages to create so many sentences that have likely never been uttered before. He's a joy to listen to and I found myself laughing a lot.

Great book

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I'll be honest, I'm biased, I really love Bob and his humour, have done since I was a teenager. This story is a little basic but his narration just carries you along, its more of a conversation from him than a script. If you love Athletico Mince you'll recognise a lot in this book.

Mince Delight

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I challenge anyone not to enjoy this book and audio presentation. I always suspected all squirrels are Geordies

What a Hoot

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I read this based on loving hearing Bob’s stories on Would I Lie To You. I of course loved the language and him narrating, but was surprised at how much I also enjoyed the crime/mystery story line. I couldn’t help at times imagining Gary as Bob, and then would get confused at him having a younger girlfriend.

Love Bob’s Stories

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Great story - glad I bought the audible to hear Bob read it. Laugh out loud bits - fab characters A+++++++

Bob is fantastic

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Funny, laughed out loud, great characters and very Bob Mortimer…. Can’t wait for the next novel!

Loved it!!

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