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The Nothing Girl
- The Frogmorton Farm Series, Book 1
- Narrated by: Lucy Price-Lewis
- Length: 9 hrs and 47 mins
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- Kriselda Burnett
- 14-02-2019
Loved it
As a fan of The Chronicles of St Mary’s books, I was so happy to find this. I think it is the same narrator and she is terrific. Jodi Taylor really fleshes out her characters and I found myself sobbing a couple of times when listening to this. It’s pretty amazing to get so involved in another world. I am just about to start the next one, so fingers crossed.
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- SharonKH
- 05-11-2022
😍 Lovely
A beautiful tale, perfectly narrated.
The only thing I struggled with, as I do with this authors writing style in other series, is the LONG drawn out hypothesis scenarios.
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- Anonymous User
- 02-05-2023
Satisfying story
I LOVED this. I enjoyed the humour immensely and am so happy that the book had such a satisfying ending.
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- Carol Barnard
- 30-09-2020
Unexpectedly delightful
I wasn't sure what to expect, but it was thoroughly enjoyable. The narrator was perfect,can't wait to listen to more of Jodi Taylor's books.
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- Kindle Customer
- 18-05-2018
Delightful
An absolute joy. I got lots of strange looks from other drivers as I laughed out loud time and again. loved it.
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- Kari
- 15-12-2020
really
OMG talk about wow... loved this book ... and who would have guessed that was happening!!
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- Bonita N. Jones
- 06-07-2021
Different but delightful
I absolutely LOVED this book. As usual, Jodi's clever writing made me want to listen more and more. The narrator was fabulous
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- Alison Cane
- 13-04-2022
Wonderful
This is a wonderful warm story with an element of mystery that keeps you guessing till the end. Subjects of abuse and manipulation are gently woven into the story of self discovery and coming of age to create a truly mature piece of writing about human relationships, despite the interwoven fantasy friend.
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- Kerin James
- 29-01-2024
Confused fun and magic
Jodi Taylor’s imagination is boundless. I can’t say I preferred this story to her St Mary’s Chronicles or Time Police, but it was an odd and entertaining filler.
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- DarkFish
- 18-11-2016
An amusing light romance
This is a light romance novel which I found charming and sufficiently suspense-inducing to make me listen to the end. I really enjoyed Jodi Taylor's St Mary's series. This is nothing like that, but is well written and entertaining. The misunderstandings between the characters are well crafted.
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