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  • By: Amy Schumer
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  • Length: 8 hrs
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By: Amy Schumer
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Publisher's Summary

Amy Schumer. Frank, fearless, and so freaking funny. Her story. In her own words. 

"I've only had one one-night stand in my life. Yes, one. I know, I'm so sorry to disappoint anyone who thinks I walk around at all times with a margarita in one hand and a dildo in the other."

In The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo, Amy shares stories about her family, her relationships, her career, good - and bad - sex, recounting the experiences that have shaped who she is today: from the riches to rags story of her childhood to her teenage quest for popularity (and boys) to becoming one of the most sought-after comedians on the planet and an outspoken advocate for women's rights.

Whether she's experiencing lust at first sight in the queue at the airport, discovering her boot camp instructor's secret bad habit, or candidly discussing her father's multiple sclerosis, Amy Schumer proves to be a fearless, original, and always entertaining storyteller. Her book will move you, make you laugh, catch you completely off guard, and answer this burning question: Is it okay for a 35-year-old woman to still sleep with her childhood teddy bears?

"Resoundingly brilliant." (Guardian)

"Amy's got your back. She's in your corner. She's an honesty bomb. And she's coming for you." (Actress Tilda Swinton, Trainwreck co-star)

"A powerful feminist voice." (Guardian)

"Equal parts naughty cheerleader, self-deprecating Everywoman, and fearless truth-teller, Ms. Schumer connects with women and men alike." (New York Times)

"Wickedly funny and brilliantly talented. Amy Schumer is everything right now." (Glamour)

"I don't even know if The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo is objectively good, but I inhaled it in a state of buzzing bliss." (The Times)

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©2016 Amy Schumer (P)2019 HarperAudio

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A must read

Read this book if you want to hear about a real person living in our crazy world. Thank you Amy for the wonderful way you are able to make the cringe worthy palatable and for sharing your story so honestly. Prior to reading this book I had never seen Amy on TV or in a movie. I have just finished Beth & Life and also Trainwreck. I LOVED them both. You have made me laugh out loud which I love doing and, you also put a smile on my dial the whole time I listened to the book. It was a great experience. Read it now!

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raw, honest and funny as fuck

loved every bit of it and really enjoyed the style of writing. Amy's voice is always a pleasure to listen too.

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Not mind-blowing but worth it!

Amy Poehler's "Yes Please" was my first Audible read, this book my second, and though Amy (Schumer's) book/performance was enjoyable, I didn't feel the same connection as I did with Poehler's. It felt more like I was being read to (which of course we are). If your on this page, then no doubt your familiar with Schumer's work, give it a go. Only one way to know for sure. I'm glad I read it but probably wouldn't go back for seconds. 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

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Amy had a lot to offer

At the start of the book she said this isn’t a self help book. She was right. But she offers so much more than you can find in a self help book. I listened to this in about 3 days. So captivating and original.

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Heart strings successfully pulled

She has a way with words. Some of these stories are heart breaking. Some uplifting and some just damn funny. Thoroughly enjoyed this book. Thanks Amy

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perfect in every way

Amy you are a goddess. An honest,funny, genuine insight and a modern day role model

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Great listen. She is very funny

Great listen. She is very funny well worth a listen. Will listen to her anytime

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Narration is good

I enjoyed this book but it wasn't a show stopper, the narration was good though, nice effort Amy

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Totaly loved it

Totaly loved hearing your story Amy. :) Thank you for sharing with us all. you rock.

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A story that needed to be told

A very interesting insight into Amy Schumer's life. A warts and all story that is thoughtful, funny, sad and shocking. Amy is a wonderful storyteller.

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