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The Diary of Two Nobodies

By: Giles Wood, Mary Killen
Narrated by: Mary Killen, Giles Wood
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What is life for Gogglebox's Giles and Mary outside the willow-patterned cocoon?

Giles is a countryman who relishes solitude. His wife, Mary, thrives in company and enjoys frequent escapes to London.

After 30 years in a marriage of opposites, Giles and Mary have adapted to a life of domestic misunderstandings within comical misadventures.

In The Diary of Two Nobodies, you will have the unique opportunity to discover, first hand, what occurs when a man who sees himself as a cross between Mr Bean and Basil Fawlty shares his life with a woman who identifies closely with the Queen.

Accompanying this diary, is a candid and amusing Audible Sessions interview with Giles and Mary, in which they discuss how they made it onto Gogglebox, what the most annoying things about each other are, and why 'nutty' is their go-to term of endearment.

©2017 Giles Wood and Mary Killen (P)2017 Audible, Ltd Marriage Funny Comedy
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Giles and Mary are such characters and listening to them narrate this was a Saturday well spent!

Thoroughly enjoyable

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I loved every moment of the book. Fantastic from start to finish. Laughed out loud several times.

I loved every moment. Fantastic!

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Laugh out loud! Such pleasure listening to the brilliant literature. Highly recommended. Loved the ease of listening .

The Dairy of two nobodies

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Loved everything about this. Would love to hear more. Giles is quite rude in a gentle way, always interrupting Mary and thinks himself quite superior to her. She is a hardworking grafter with the patience of a saint.

Beautiful pronunciation. Great story lines.

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having watched gogglebox and a huge fan of Giles & Mary it would have been rude not to listen.
one of my favorite listens so far

laugh out loud

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Thank you Giles and Mary for sharing your beautiful insights. I love that you both have such an endearing relationship and have worked hard to keep you both safe from the traumas of divorce. Stay well and lots of love from Australia xx

Great book

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In the spirit of reconciliation, Audible acknowledges the Traditional Custodians of country throughout Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We pay our respect to their elders past and present and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples today.