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The Cactus

By: Sarah Haywood
Narrated by: Katherine Manners
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Publisher's Summary

A REESE WITHERSPOON x HELLO SUNSHINE BOOK CLUB PICK

THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER | SHORTLISTED FOR THE BEST FIRST NOVEL AWARD | A RICHARD AND JUDY BOOK CLUB PICK

People aren't sure what to make of Susan Green. Family and colleagues find her prickly and hard to understand - but Susan makes perfect sense to herself. Age 45, she thinks her life is perfect. She has a London flat which is ideal for one; a steady job that suits her passion for logic; and a personal arrangement providing cultural and other, more intimate, benefits.

Yet suddenly faced with the loss of her mother and, implausibly, with the possibility of becoming a mother herself, Susan's greatest fear is being realised: she is losing control. And things can only get worse ... at least in Susan's eyes. 

This sparkling debut is a breath of fresh air with real heart and a powerful emotional punch. In Susan we find a character as exasperating and delightful as The Rosie Project's Don Tillman. An uncompromising feminist and a fierce fighter, it's a joy to watch her bloom.

©2018 Sarah Haywood (P)2018 John Murray Press

Critic Reviews

'Quirky, poignant and extremely readable' Sunday Mirror

'Brilliantly comic' The Lady

'Wonderfully funny and astute' Red

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Light read

Recommend for a non-taxing read. Not too deep but pleasant and wanted to keep going.

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Brilliant and beautiful

I loved this story and loved the narrator. This book has stayed with me fir months now! Just loved it!

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Love

Loved this: read really well, thoughtful and independent storyline. Something different but easy to follow. A satisfying book

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An entertaining listen

I found this to be an entertaining book with serious undertones but primarily aighthearted read about a character that was comfortable being a little different from everyone else.

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loved it

Couldn't stop listening it was so good, the story, the characters and the narration were all wonderful.

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If you're in need of a laugh - fantastic

I listened to this at 1.5 speed, found the narration quite slow but that might be a personal attention-span thing. The character also seemed herself racing through her thoughts, too. Funny, just plain funny but also very relatable to anyone with, well, a relative...

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Great book

A great rendering of a story encompassing many different types of people and issues. It’s like The Rosie Project and Eleanor Oliphant, but even better. Couldn’t wait to find out what would happen next.

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fantastic narration. All the different voices well defined and clear. definitely recommend. Really enjoyed this book

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Enjoyable Listen.

Very enjoyable listen. Despite the main character being very straight forward to the point of being rude, she has, somehow, surrounded herself with some wonderful friends.
A very enjoyable light read.

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Gorgeous Susan

Really enjoyable story. Susan’s unexpected responses were laugh out loud and smiles. Some of the other main characters were a little difficult to warm to but she makes up for them and I was happy to listen just for the narrator’s voice and Susan’s thoughts.

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