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The Blonde Identity

a fast-paced, hilarious road-trip rom-com, from New York Times bestselling author

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The Blonde Identity

By: Ally Carter
Narrated by: Andrew Eiden, Emily Ellet
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'A unique, delightful, hilarious, unputdownable romance' - Ali Hazelwood, bestselling author of The Love Hypothesis

'I can't remember the last time I had so much fun reading a book' Stephanie Garber, bestselling author of A Curse for True Love

The Blonde Identity is a hilarious, action-packed, road-trip rom-com with witty banter, sexy operatives, and the ultimate high-stakes from New York Times bestselling author, Ally Carter.

It’s the middle of the night in the middle of Paris and a woman just woke up with no memory.


She only knows three things for certain:

1. She has a splitting headache.

2. The hottest guy she has (probably) ever seen is standing over her, telling her to run.

And, oh yeah . . .

3. People keep trying to kill her.

She doesn’t know who. Or why. But when she sees footage of herself fighting off a dozen men there’s only one explanation: obviously . . . she’s a spy! Except, according to Mr. Hot Guy, she’s not. She’s a spy’s identical twin sister.

Too bad the only person who knows she’s not the woman they’re looking for is this very grouchy, very sexy, very secret agent who (reluctantly) agrees to help her disappear. Which is easier said than done when a criminal organization wants you dead and every intelligence service in the world wants you caught.

Luckily, no one is looking for a pair of lovesick newlyweds on their honeymoon. And soon they’re lying their way across Europe – dodging bullets and faking kisses as they race to unravel a deadly conspiracy and clear her sister’s name.

But with every secret they uncover, the truth shifts, until she no longer knows who to trust: the twin she can’t remember or the mysterious man she can’t let herself forget . . .

Look out for more romcom action in The Blonde Who Came in from the Cold.

5* Reader Reviews for Ally Carter

'One of my favorite books I've read this year'
'10/10 would recommend! The mystery, the romance, the plot twists . . . amazing!'
'A complete breath of fresh air'
'This was the most fun book I’ve read all year!'
'Warning! Don't start unless you plan to finish . . . !'

Action & Adventure Contemporary Romantic Comedy Romantic Suspense Funny Witty

Critic Reviews

A unique, delightful, hilarious, unputdownable romance . . . I’m wonderstruck by The Blonde Identity! (Ali Hazelwood, author of The Love Hypothesis)
The Blonde Identity was everything I wanted in rom-com and more! Full of brilliant banter, clever humor, and so many swoon worthy scenes, this was a perfect book . . . every second of this unexpected adventure made me smile. I can't remember the last time I had so much fun reading a book. (Stephanie Garber, author of the Caraval series)
Spies! Amnesia! And banter that’ll make you chant “Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!” No one writes an action rom-com quite like Ally Carter. (Erin Sterling, author of The Ex Hex)
The Blonde Identity is explosively funny and jam-packed with chemistry! I couldn’t have loved this hilarious rom-com more. The story is full of humor, action, romance, and emotions that tug on your heartstrings. Ally is a rom-com genius! (Sarah Adams, author of Practice Makes Perfect)
The Blonde Identity is hands-down the cutest, most fast-paced wild ride of a rom-com I’ve ever read. Utterly impossible to put down! (Lynn Painter, author of The Love Wager)
Want a grumpy-sunshine romance with plenty of delightful banter and a spy plot? Cha-ching. Ally Carter’s got you covered.
All stars
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Waking up on a freezing, snow covered Paris street, in the middle of a Chaotic scene, isn’t ideal.

But, when you also have no memory, and a hot guy is screaming at you to run?

Well

YOU RUN!

So beginning the story of Zoe ( or is it Mrs Michelson ) and Sawyer.

A story of mistaken identity as Zoe is thought to be her identical twin , Alex… a spy… and… Sawyer’s ( sometime ) partner

On some level it is a very typical spy thriller/ Enemies-to-lovers romance

However.

It is saved by Ally Carters humour.

Even though, personally, I found Zoe’s inability to just shut Up! Sometimes annoying.

She’s the poster girl for “over-thinkers”

Otherwise I cute story.

If it was made into a 1960’s movie, the leads would be Audrey Hepburn and Cary Grant.
It has that “feel” about it

Today, it would probably be Margot Robbie and Nicholas Galtizine, or maybe a younger Henry Cavill

But, this is still a good rollicking journey through several European countries as Sawyer and Zoe evades your typical “ Bad Guy” ..a Russian Oligarch, while trying to cope with her amnesia, and whether to trust each other, and everyone around/ chasing them.

As for the ending…

Well…
It want be a riveting surprise.
But.
Ya kinda knew the moment the story between these two began on that snowy Paris street where it was going to end up.

Sigh!
Yep off into the HEA sunset. Awww

Enjoy

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Lost memory. Found Love. Spy’s. Chases across Europe

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