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A dare is a dare.

No self-respecting, slightly chubby, good-lookin’, crime lovin’ cat would ever pass up a dare.

So I didn’t.

Now, me and my boys are in hot water trying to figure out how to live on the right side of the law for a whole freakin’ week!

This is complicated by a couple of hairy issues:

  • The half-headed bear in town had his privates pilfered. We have vowed to return his giggleberries. Legal means are not working.
  • Sassy’s Canadian tutors show up - the furry, cat-burgling dames who we’ve been in love with our entire nine lives. In order to woo the gorgeous broads, we need to be at our criminal best.
  • We need the help of a foul-mouthed troll who throws tantrums like a three-year-old serial killer and wants to bump off everyone. 

Throw in a cryptic message from the Goddess, humans invading our town and evil, sticky-fingered groundhogs, and we have a hot mess on our paws. 

I hope we have a few of our kitty lives left because the Bad Boys of Assjacket are going to save the day or get 86'd trying. 

©2020 Robyn Peterman (P)2020 Robyn Peterman

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  • Mary mitchell
  • 03-01-2021

Must listen

Welcome back to Assjacket West Virginia. Zelda’s 3 bad boy familiar cats have to figure out why the humans are showing up in their town. The boys have the help of 3 beautiful felines who have been given a task by the goddess and they want to impress them as these peculiar ladies are the loves of their lives. Will the cats solve the mystery before the humans discover the secret of their town or will everyone have to leave? Can they woo the ladies or will they lose the loves of their lives? This is seriously one of the best audio books I’ve had the pleasure to listen to. Between the hilarious content and the narrator I know I will listen to this one again.

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  • Izzybear1
  • 02-01-2021

Loved It!

Loved the guys’ story. I couldn’t stop laughing. Poutine, Blythe and Annie Surely are delightful. They are the perfect match for the guys. If you’re in need of a good laugh and don’t mind a little potty mouth then I would definitely recommend taking this journey with the boys of A$$jacket.
I really enjoy Stephanie Riggio narration. I think that she has a very pleasant voice and that she did a lovely job with the guys’ story.

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  • cynda
  • 02-01-2021

Over the top hilarious

I just love the town of assjacket. I love all of the characters. I don't know how Stephanie Riggio does the narration without cracking up. she does an amazing job. Robyn your mind is brilliant. The world you have created is so awesome I want to have a part in it. lol. Well done!

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  • Jenn
  • 01-01-2021

Love it!! Worth the money.

The narrator Stephanie Riggio did an amazing job bringing these characters to life! The way they talk and their attitudes were spot on. The story itself is hilarious. I LOVE the surprises because they add to the hilarity that ensues.

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  • Heather Nelson
  • 31-12-2020

Hilarious!

I've loved these cats since they showed up in the first book of the Magic and Mayhem series and am so happy they finally got their own book. I laughed so hard at their antics and adventures during this book. Be ready to laugh out loud! Once again, Stephanie Riggio does a fantastic job bringing this story to life.

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  • Steph
  • 25-01-2021

Bad Boys

And we are off again to Assjacket, with the bad cats. We get to see most of our favorite characters, such as Zelda, Mac, Sassy. Humans are coming to Assjacket, now the cats have to save the day, with their lady cat friends.

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  • Heather C
  • 08-01-2021

Bad Boys

I enjoy this series and the boys did need their own story to help the witches and the town with trouble.
If you are not one for the excessive use of cuss words and cringe at some potty humor this might not be for you but seeing this is not Robyn's first book you know what to expect.
Can bad cats be good for 1 week, don't think so but they will try their best and maybe meet up with the bad kitties and make a new friend.

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  • D. Messing
  • 05-01-2021

Absolutely Hilarious!

I absolutely love this story! This was the perfect book to keep boredom at bay while I'm down and out. It is ridiculously funny, heart warming, and entertaining. Lol, let me tell you, not snorting at Sassy and the Boys antics is impossible! This is just the antidote for a boring day! Thank you for sharing your crazy crew with us!

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  • Michelle Eriksen
  • 04-01-2021

So much Fun to be had

Stephanie Riggio brings life to this outrageously funny story featuring three of my favorite felines. If you are in the mood to escape from the crazy reality that is life then check this one out.

What a trip you take when you pick up one of Robyn Peterman's books. These crazy cats had me laughing out loud and it brings a smile to my face every time I think of the story. What a crazy adventure full of fun and silliness.

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