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The ADHD Vampire

By: Matthew Vaughn
Narrated by: Elizabeth Demetrios
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A cruise ship for retired sex addicts, the USS Exciter, is the site of a party a lot of people on board will never forget (but some of them will, anyway). Lurking in the cargo hold is Horace Dracul, half-brother of the legendary Dracula, and he dreams of reaching the shores of a country where the blood flows like wine and bright, shiny lights are seemingly infinite. However, another member of the Exciter’s well-aged population has some secrets of her own: Martha - retired cyborg and ex-spy.

In the grand tradition of slasher-horror literature in which a lot of people are murdered in gruesome ways, The USS Exciter will host an orgy of violence and sex toys, and an easily distracted vampire named Horace might have himself a bloody-good time.

©2015 Matthew Vaughn (P)2019 Matthew Vaughn

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