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The 7 Habits of Master Procrastinators Who Somehow Manage to Survive

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The 7 Habits of Master Procrastinators Who Somehow Manage to Survive

By: Joli Artist
Narrated by: Joli Artist
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A refreshing, counterintuitive take on productivity and procrastination.

Rather than portraying procrastination as a flaw or character weakness, executive coach and best-selling author Joli Artist reframes it as a trait that can be harnessed and leveraged creatively and productively.

This isn't another book on how to become a productivity robot. Here, Joli pushes back against traditional productivity advice that glorifies relentless optimization, ice baths at dawn, chugging Soylent smoothies, or scheduling your life down to the nanosecond. Forget rigid routines and hustle-culture clichés. Instead, Joli introduces techniques such as Productive Procrastination, Task Pairing, and Time-Bending—tools designed to align productivity with the natural tendencies of a procrastinating mind.

With humor, candor, and deeply relatable insights, Joli explores procrastination as a misunderstood behavior. You'll learn how to channel avoidance into meaningful progress while balancing ambition with guilt-free rest. You'll also discover how to break free from perfectionism's paralysis and, yes, actually finish what you start (most of the time).

Now, take a breath, grab a cozy spot, put off whatever you were supposed to be doing, and start listening. (You can always finish it later.)

©2025 @joli.Artist (Your One Black Friend LLC.) (P)2025 @joli.Artist (Your One Black Friend LLC.)
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