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  • The 7 Habits of Highly Defective People

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  • By: Cathy Crimmins
  • Narrated by: Cathy Crimmins
  • Length: 1 hr and 39 mins

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Publisher's Summary

Better than CliffsNotes, funnier than Monarch Notes, and shorter than the originals—comes a hilarious spoof of the blockbuster hits you love, not to mention many books you've come to despise. From the authors of the bestselling Newt Gingrich's Bedtime Stories for Orphans is a parody that lampoons all the popular books you'd ever want to hear—or not! 

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