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The 7 Habits of Highly Defective People

And Other Bestsellers That Won't Go Away

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The 7 Habits of Highly Defective People

By: Cathy Crimmins
Narrated by: Cathy Crimmins
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Better than CliffsNotes, funnier than Monarch Notes, and shorter than the originals—comes a hilarious spoof of the blockbuster hits you love, not to mention many books you've come to despise. From the authors of the bestselling Newt Gingrich's Bedtime Stories for Orphans is a parody that lampoons all the popular books you'd ever want to hear—or not!

Included are:

  • "The Fridges of Marin County": A hip California housewife finds brief happiness in the arms of an Iowa refrigerator.
  • "Embarrassed by the Light": A guide for people who are self-conscious about near-death experiences.
  • "A Year in Pompeii": Fond pre-Vesuvius anecdotes and recollections.
  • "Iron Tom": Help your neutered cat regain his masculinity.
  • "The 7 Habits of Highly Defective People": Annoying strategies for getting what you want.
  • "Listening to Pringles": A psychologist/grocer chronicles his experience in treating depressive patients with prescription junk food.
  • And more!
©0787107484 Cathy Crimmins (P)1996 Phoenix Books
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