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Tap and Die

By: Lancelot Schaubert
Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
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Publisher's Summary

A cowboy separated from his wife visits an ambassador's gala above an active volcano. Magical terrorists attack. Separated from his clothes and family, he must wield a lightning wand against an invading army in hopes to set the fantastic world's diplomats free.

Will he make it out clothed, reunited, and unsinged?

©2023 Lancelot Schaubert (P)2023 Lancelot Schaubert

Critic Reviews

"Lancelot Schaubert is an entertaining and intelligent writer with a flair for world-building. His work is full of good surprises." (Juliet Marillier, Aurelius Award-winning author of the Blackthorn & Grim and Warrior Bards series)

"Schaubert's complex stories weave together sly humor, subtle satire, and heightened language to push fantasy into unexpected places: sometimes uncomfortable, sometimes perplexing, but always intriguing." (LJ Cohen, author of Derelict)

"Schaubert is a powerful fantasist, a multi-layered thinker and a pure craftsperson with words. This is a writer who will make waves, break boundaries and be heard." (Kaaron Warren, Aurelius + Stoker award-winning author and Guest of Honor at the World Fantasy Convention)

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