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Publisher's Summary

Control dinosaurs.

Tame women.

Rule the world.

Victor Shelby ends each day wondering when his life is going to get better. His parents are dead, he struggles to pay rent, and his boss at the animal control shelter has him cleaning cages instead of working in the field. His dream of helping animals seems destined to end in a mop bucket.

Then, Victor is abducted by aliens and deposited on a prehistoric world filled with hungry dinosaurs and beautiful alien women.

He doesn’t know why he is here or what his purpose is, but he finds himself fighting for survival. Most men would have been lizard kibble in a few moments, but Victor’s natural ability to empathize with animals has grown stronger, and he finds himself able to control the most docile of the terrible lizards.

Victor will have to use his taming powers to provide food, water, and shelter for the three women that he has sworn to protect. Success means they get to live another day; failure means a horrible death in the jaws of Earth’s most deadly predators.

Disclaimer: This audiobook has ravaging dinosaurs, a lot of cursing, extreme violence, and a harem of exotic alien women. The novel is not meant for people under the age of 18.

©2018 Michael-Scott Earle (P)2018 Michael-Scott Earle

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Don't Bother.

Almost certain this was written by a pubescent teenager.
I can appreciate how difficult being a writer is and I typically wouldn't disparage a novel regardless of whether I personally enjoyed it or not. But this is cringeworthy.
I'm a warm blooded male and even I found this difficult to listen to. 5 minutes in and I was discouraged. 5th chapter and I'm done. 4 male characters to date. 20+ females, all apparently aesthetically pleasing and described in minute detail, almost to the point of being considered softcore porn. It gets better, each female provides a singular personality trait of a generalised 'hot girls' emotional palate. for example; bubbly, cute and dumb barby or arrogant, snobbish, condecending princess.
All for a fantasy novel with a bit of, let's say, racey content, but this was like being punched in the ear with a 40yr old virgin, who lives in the basement of his grandmother's house, wet dream.
To be honest, I'm not even certain what the story was actually about. Dinosaurs on an alien planet?
Keep looking, you'll find more compelling reading material on the wall of toilet stall down at the local gas station.

3 of 3 people found this review helpful

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Tamer king of Dinosaurs

I gave this audio 5 out of 5 Star because I loved it .Victor a LA dog chacher who lost his mum and dad 2 years ago .meets up with the girl he love from high school at her place on a call out .And get alien nap and get dropped in a world with two moons and Dinosaurs that wants to eat him and his 3 beautiful alien women.

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You want to know what I hate most about the book?

Nothing, this book is written very differently to other books ive read. It feels more natural to read... or listen to as it were. I couldn't put it down and eagerly await the next book. If only the books were longer. Do yourself a favor and LISTEN TO THIS BOOK ITS THE SHIT.

3 of 5 people found this review helpful

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  • Ryan
  • Perth, Australia
  • 05-11-2018

Fantasy for someone who has never talked to a girl

Started cringing about chapter 3 but continued on hoping it would get better, it didn't.
The protagonist takes every opportunity to extol the physical virtues of the women around him, this would be bearable if it only happened during introductions but he just keeps stopping the story to explain how the women around him are better than any mans fantasy and how he just cant stop staring at them because they look so amazing. We get it the girls are all 12 out of 10.

The story makes pretentions at being a LitRPG but aside for a basic character sheet it barely shows up in the story. The Protagonist spends more time relating his situation to Builder and Crafting Sims and the importance of early game development but the world shows no indication of following video game logic so his insistence of maximising his production ques in a world where he is struggling to find fresh water just baffles. He is the leader because he has played Minecraft and this makes him the best person to direct the groups survival in a dinosaur filled jungle.

This feels like an interesting premise defeated by an author who lacks life experience and failed to make up for it with research. The world needs to work like a video game because that is all the author knows about, that and some facts from the history channel, the women are beyond beautiful because if its your fantasy then of course they are.

All in all this story could be salvaged with an extensive rewrite and a lot of research and revision but in the mean time plenty of other authors have taken the geek makes good and haram fantasy's and done more with it.

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Glad I found this series

Lots of fun to listen to and I love the use of acutal dinosaur name not just the well known names. Do recommend for people over 18

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  • John
  • 18-02-2018

If Destiny's Crucible and Jurassic park had a kid

I will tell you right off the bat this book is worth your credit.

Now with that being said this book is not for everyone, for the first half of this book it is really hard to listen to because the MC will not shut up about how pretty the girls he is with are. This nonstop talk about how pretty alien girls are, it's just face palm embarrassing to hear. it is not sexy which is sad because if the story would have just given less detail about how the alien girls looked. Are imagination would do a far better job then what the book tells us.

I tell you this flaw in the book because, this is by far the biggest problem, any listener with have to over come to enjoy the story.Good news is the writing is good and when it starts going it really starts going. There is a flow to the story that makes it really hard to put it down.
Not going to lie it is really cool to hear how people with not metal! have to build weapons and fortifications with just there wits. All in all a really good story about a man who starts as a dog catcher and slowly becomes Turok.

P.S don't forget to hit the helpful

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  • Keith Salender
  • 07-06-2018

Most of the book is descriptions of women...

WAY too much time spent talking about the main characters sexual desires. The alien women are all very human-like and vapid. I like fantasy and I don't mind some harem elements in a book (I enjoyed the Iron druid chronicles, destiny's crucible, and even super sales on super hero's though it borders on too much as well) but this is just way too much of that and not enough plot. I didn't care about what was happening or the characters because none of it was developed. 90% of the time is just spent describing women and the main characters boners.

The only saving grace is Luke Daniels performance, which wasn't his best work but considering the content it's hard to judge.

37 of 41 people found this review helpful

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  • Franklin F.
  • 22-02-2018

nice idea, don't mind sexy talk, didn't finish<br />

didn't finish it 5 paragraphs to describe sexy girls... over and over again!! describe a new world, 2 paragraphs,. new sexy girl introduction, pages and pages and pages... I'm a guy who loves women! but over and over and over..... let's advance the story some, not talk about boobs again!!!

Luke Daniels was great...


this is first book I stopped listening to, and I have been audible listener for over 10 years... love fanasty and sifi and history and even sexy stuff. but give it a rest

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  • Tyler
  • 01-03-2018

Book is mostly nipples and rope.

And not in a, it has fun bondage scenes way. No, the main character gets constantly side tracked staring at the women so that 30% of the book is just describing what he is gawking at. It's insufferable. Then he gets praised for being noble and kind because he hadn't raped anyone yet. 40% of the book is excessive description of rope making or axe making or useless hut making. The story, the dinosaurs, the mysteries of how and why they are on this planet and everything else has to fight for that last 30%.

52 of 60 people found this review helpful

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  • Anonymous User
  • 09-06-2018

It Could Be Great

This could be a really good book, it is narrated well and seems to be a great story idea, but is ruined by all the sexual content constantly.

10 of 11 people found this review helpful

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  • Jim C.
  • 03-07-2018

Why is it so highly reviewed?

I returned the book after only the first chapter. I was planning on giving it a further try because the first part left me cringing at a weak, beta male character and an author who spends pages describing women with the same words repetitiously. While sitting at my desk, I decided to revisit the reviews and found the general consensus was the same. The main character always remains a whiny, childish annoyance and the author spends pages describing one woman. I could not handle that for the entire length no matter how good the story is.

9 of 10 people found this review helpful

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  • Andy
  • 22-06-2018

listen to the reviews

Worst book so far that I've heard on Audible. Narrator was great as always, but the story was severely lacking.

9 of 10 people found this review helpful

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  • John
  • 20-07-2018

A 15 y/o nerd fantasy

I have listened to the frist two books and the best way to describe them are unimaginative and cringey. The survival aspect of the story is just a basic plot outline to tie in the main character gaining a harem of furries. Half the book is describing said furries and the sexual tension the main character has with them. The other half is basically base building. And if you're thinking "That's ok, I don't mind some porn." don't get your hopes up. The book pretty much glosses over actual sex scene's. The book doesn't just fail as a sci-fi, adventure, and survival/horror, it also fails as an erotica which is apparently what was actually attempted.

You might as well read self insert fanfiction.

7 of 8 people found this review helpful

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  • Noah D.
  • 04-06-2018

uncomfortable

very sexist language, very focused on describing women to the point where it made me uncomfortable, im all for beauty but the character needed to stop thinking with his "man brain" and yes, that is an actual quote, it is hard to get through the 2nd chapter if you share the sentiments

10 of 12 people found this review helpful

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  • Joshua
  • 20-02-2018

Nope I tried I really did

maybe if the guy wasnt such a worthless twit I'd think about finishing this book. Hes so cringe worthy spineless that it makes it hard to listen to any of this. He literally stumbles and falls over every girl he comes across and has the back bone of 20 something year old virgin living in his mothers basement. Sorry but no.

24 of 30 people found this review helpful

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  • Chuck stuff
  • 06-09-2018

so much fun

easy to follow but exciting too. just a fun story with some great characters and interesting Dino facts.

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  • Paulo Garvihino
  • 31-10-2018

Poor.

Sounds like a 12 year old has written his sexual fantasies down. Poor book. Thanks

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  • RickG73
  • 09-06-2018

So glad i got this book and series

Love this series. It is funny and witty with adult humour but it the most perfect way. Not like others. This is done with fun, not vulgar. I had to get book 2 and 3 straight after and completed all 3 in just over 2 days. I couldn't stop listening. I was so disappointed when book 3 finished as i am craving for book 4 through too 999 😂 one can only hope. Hint, hint. Keep the adventures coming please.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 24-02-2018

Incredibly stupid

I understand the appeal of being in a fantasy world surrounded by hot girls. This is not the feeling that this book gives you however. It's more like being in a horny teenagers head while he's daydreaming. The girls around him behave more like pre- programmed automatons than people, and the situations aren't event close to believeable.
If you want the sexual fantasy done right, go listen to "Super sales on super heroes". It's orders of magnitude better than this dog shit.

4 of 12 people found this review helpful

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  • Tomato
  • 30-05-2018

Bearable... just

I like simple writing and simple characters but this takes simple a little to far. The main character could be summed up as a plank of wood with a cock attached to to bottom. And somehow every female character is copy paste big ass huge boobs, and always, aways needs saving (in cock planks opinion).

started to get a bit more bearable towards the end and the narration was good so 2 stars. If you like deep characters or have any opinion leaning towards females not being objectified then I would steer clear.

0 of 3 people found this review helpful

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  • Bugeag Sebastian
  • 03-05-2018

dissapointing

weak story line fussy caracters and really hard to understand worst audio book ever a

0 of 3 people found this review helpful