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Sweet Dreams Are Made of Teeth
- Narrated by: Henry Hanson
- Length: 9 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy
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Publisher's Summary
Have you ever had the nightmare of being chased by a beast?
Then you’ve met Fang.
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- Zachary
- 25-09-2021
Wonderful World-building and amazing characters
This story builds an amazing world and populates it with fascinating characters. I love Fang and I loved watching him grow and change over the course of the book. The glimpse of the real world at the end is slightly confusing, but maybe I just need to reread it to make sense of it all. I highly recommend this book.
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- keyne aqua
- 18-12-2020
Here in the Dark
Could the things in the dark that haunt our sleep ever be friends we'd wish to meet? Does a nightmare understand love, friendship, loyalty? If any book, any story, is capable of making you eager to sleep, not to dream, but to meet your nightmares; "Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Teeth," is that story.
Every once in a while a story comes along that is so different, so out there, that it can't fit into any of the pre-made mass market boxes of expectation thrown at us year after year; a book that is so unlike anything else on the shelf that the adventurous, the curious, the weird, the imaginative MUST HAVE it in their library.
This book is that book.
Set in a rich world of nightmares that lives and breathes as creepy and unsettling as one would expect of the dark. It's full of characters, nightmare creatures, you can empathize with even as they repulse you. Characters who you cheer for even as they do the wicked and twisted things we expect, if not experienced, in our own nightmares.
If any part of you enjoys a bit of the wicked, the creepy, the unsettling; if you've ever wondered what the things that torment your dreams do while you're awake, then get "Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Teeth."
Join us in the Dark, in the place where your nightmares wait for you to sleep.
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