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Publisher's Summary

Christmas is a magical time when friends gather to watch zombie porn and fathers tell their children heartwarming stories of murder. This collection brings together three tales of Christmas, death, genocide, and teddy bears. This collection contains the following stories by Tim Lieder:

  • "Santa Claus Dies" 
  • "The Xmas Video" 
  • "The Man in the Red Suit"

Narration by Devon Talbott.

©2016 Timothy W Lieder (P)2022 Timothy W Lieder

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