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It's the 25th century, and the American President has taken over the world. Meanwhile, after a cleaner unplugged his cryogenic freezing machine by accident, Detective Inspector Capstan wakes up to find that he's been in a state of suspended animation for more than 400 years. As he's forced to adjust to life in the future, he finds himself reinstated as a policeman, and together with the great-great-great-great-grandson of his former subordinate, Sergeant Dewbush, he's put on the case of a missing cow.

©2018 David Blake (P)2018 David Blake

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  • John Williams
  • 10-08-2018

IF demolition man was an absurdist comedy

Police man from the past, becomes police man in the future and then hunts for expensive cows.

The danger with absurdist comedy is that it tends to be very binary; it either connects with you or it doesn't. If you don't get hooked on the premise, then the books as a whole isn't gong to make you laugh. I'm usually a big fan of the genre, but this book didn't connect with me at all.

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  • Tyler
  • 27-06-2018

Fantastic Narrator

The story was funny and the narrator brought it all together. The President's American accent was great!

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  • Joy
  • 30-12-2019

Horrible

This book was referred to me because it was funny. It is not only the most boring, droll book ever but it’s repetitive. We get that the robot and the GPS and everything else do nor hear you the first, second, and third time that you speak you don’t have to go through the conversation on repeat for eight or more times. Horrible

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  • Michael Fulton
  • 16-11-2019

A Cold Open

Story is fun, but not much is explored. The setting is given in exposition. The characters have little development. The main character wakes up to find out his wife, children, friends, and colleagues are long dead. But he acts as indifferent to it as he would the weather.
That said, it's the first book, and look forward to future ones.

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  • Paul
  • 13-09-2019

good if you have an extra credit.

not great I would not get the sequel if they had one. I ffc you have a credit you have to use or lose then go for it otherwise.....

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  • Blake Kincaid
  • 26-06-2019

Fun perspective not fully developed.

The story was kind of fun. Every time I got to enjoy something about a character it was never flushed out, everything felt static. The story ended abruptly without any real resolution. I assume this will be book 1 in a series

I want to give a.passable grade for this attempt, but it feels like a second or 3rd draft. it isn't easy to write humor and I appreciate what was crafted here. I will probably get the next one to try and hear if he made a better book.

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  • Sandra Cromwell
  • 19-06-2019

Sucks you in from the first words..

The story was absolutely hilarious! I can't wait to read more... I've already ordered the rest of the books from this series.

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  • Anders Skov
  • 30-01-2019

Fun book with a great narrator

It’s a fun book and it was just what I was looking for.
A simple story with funny twists and turns.
And fantastic narration that brings the story together.
I want to read and hear the other books in the series.
Now please :)

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  • swyrlgirl
  • 20-01-2019

Well done!

Especially for the first in a series! Clever and well read. Looking forward to more!

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  • thomas dye
  • 11-01-2019

Simple silly fun

I liked it. This one is a hit or miss I suspect. Most will love it, but some will miss the humor here. Feels a lot like the popular Space Team adventures, and I mean that is a good way. I'll certainly see what else this author has to offer!

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  • Simon
  • 29-06-2018

Great start to a series

This book is a brilliant start to the series and very well narrated.

The book follows on from the previous series, except it is now set in the 25th Century where Capstan has been cryogenically frozen and then defrosted by mistake.

The story follows Capstan and Dewbush as they investigate the theft of a cow, which has been taken to one of the moons of Jupiter.

Very funny book which I highly recommend

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  • English Atheist
  • 04-10-2018

Truly awful narration.

I had read all the Space Team books so decided to give the audible versions a go. They weren't quite as funny as the books but were still excellent. What next then? Well, Space Police book one was quite decent and so I got the audible version which was only £2.99 because I own the kindle version. It seemed like a no brainer. I only listen to them when I am walking the dogs for an hour in the morning anyway.
So why only 1 star? Jack Dundon, the narrator, is awful! Truly awful. The first thing I noticed was how effeminate he sounds. It doesn't matter how tough the character, he will sound effeminate, effeminate and very middle 'clarss'. He occasionally attempts a working class accent, which just comes across as middle class, but a little bit louder. I've only met 5/6 characters so far and they all sound virtually the same. And possibly even worse is his constant need to make every sentence sound like a paragraph. I have listened to slightly over 1 hour and that is enough, I've read the book, I will make do with that. I'm just grateful it only cost £2.99, and that was too much in the end.

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  • Ann Edge
  • 18-06-2021

wrong book for me

couldn't get into this book, not my cup of tea. tried several times . might try again later

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