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Sexy Motherpucker

Narrated by: Summer Roberts, Tyler Donne
Series: Bad Motherpuckers, Book 2
Length: 6 hrs and 17 mins
4.5 out of 5 stars (16 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

When the family dog trots in with my diaphragm in its mouth - in front of my date, his parents, and his adorable little girl - you would think I'd hit rock bottom.

Wrong.

Let's back this up a sec....

Brendan Daniels is the sexiest man alive. The captain of the Badger's NHL team is also clever, kind, funny, and was my good friend...until we cruised out of the friend zone one weekend with a red-hot fling. Come Monday morning, I wanted to keep riding the Big O train to happy town, but Brendan wanted someone who was "stepmom" material.

AKA, not me, apparently.

The problem? I'm crazy in love with him and his daughter. So when he asks me to be his pretend girlfriend for a long weekend with his former in-laws, I say yes. We're still friends, after all, and friends don't let friends fake it alone.

Laura Collins is the last woman I should be thinking about taking in the back seat of my car, in the woods behind my in-laws' house, or in a hotel room where we're sharing one very small, very squeaky bed.

I need a steady, stable influence for my daughter, not a fling with this too wild, too young, too impulsive redhead. So what if she's beautiful and intense and passionate and has the biggest heart I've ever known?

I don't want to fall in love. I really don't. The whole "pretend girlfriend" thing was supposed to solve my problems, buy me a little more time.

But when it comes to Laura?

Hell, maybe I'm just not cut out for faking it.

©2017 Lili Valente (P)2017 Lili Valente

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Beautiful family ❤️👄❤️

You can’t help but fall in love with these characters... they start of with a miss understanding then figured out they were wrong .. they could have been together before that .. time wasted.. best part is cloe .. she does have the best one liners .. loved it and wanting more...❤️💕❤️

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Dnf

Got about 3/4 through and had been bored for awhile. Narration wasn't the greatest, but the storyline wasn't anything to do with hockey. Not a keeper for me.

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  • Jonella A. Moore
  • 28-08-2017

Hockey romance

I was looking forward to listening to this audiobook. Unfortunately, the heroine irritated me because she was such a wishy-washy type and I just wanted to smack her! I felt like she spent most of the book whining. The story could have been great, I just can't bring myself to like her character. Narration was well performed.

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  • bookbruin
  • 15-07-2017

Funny and Sweet Hockey Romance!

Would you listen to Sexy Motherpucker again? Why?

Yes! This was a really entertaining romantic comedy that was sweet and laugh out loud hilarious! It was both a friends to lovers and second chance love story, with a generous portion of hockey thrown in for good measure. The characters were realistic and there was a perfect balance between the swoons, steam, and angst.

What was one of the most memorable moments of Sexy Motherpucker?

When Laura's diaphragm becomes a victim of the dog and is then given a proper burial in the yard. I loved Brendan's in-laws and how open and loving they were in this situation. I can't imagine how difficult it must be to lose your child, yet remain supportive and accepting of your son in law and his future relationships. The secondary characters in this book were amazing!

Which scene was your favorite?

When Laura and Brendan lock themselves in the closet inside Laura's childhood room. It went from incredibly sexy to mortifying in the most humiliating and crazy way! Laura's parents were awesome!

I also really enjoyed the epilogue and how big of a role Chloe played throughout the entire book. It was realistic and heartfelt.

Any additional comments?

I really liked the female narrator, but I felt that the male narrator spoke a little too slowly for my liking. It didn't detract from the story, but I enjoyed his narration more when I sped it up to 1.25x.

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  • Jeanmarie
  • 13-07-2017

LOVED LOVED LOVED IT!!!!

Any additional comments?

I get so excited when I get to listen to a new Lili Valente book. This book was amazing and I could not put it down. It was Sexy, Funny, Dirty and Romantic. It was everything. Lili's style of writing is unique and always seems to pull me in right from the very beginning. The characters are well developed and I loved Laura and Brendan's Love story so much, and Brendan's little girl Chloe was so damn cute. Sexy Motherpucker can be read as a standalone but it is also part of a series. I highly recommend you listen to Hot As Puck, you will not be disappointed.

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  • KIDSFIRST81
  • 05-07-2017

Hot Hockey Star Romance

What made the experience of listening to Sexy Motherpucker the most enjoyable?

I love Lili's style of writing. She blends humor and romance together so well. She makes the reader feel like you know the characters and what they are thinking/feeling. The situations the characters come across are told in a way that you also feel they are believable. I love that I can laugh at the story and also swoon at the characters.

What does Little Town Studios, LLC bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

This is actually narrated by Tyler Donne , Summer Roberts. These two narrators perfectly blend together and they both bring great emotion to their recordings. As a reader you feel a part of the story by these narrators. As an audible listener emotions I feel are what really make listening to the story so different than just reading it.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Yes, I loved this book and didn't want to quit listening. It has just enough finesse to pull you in and want to see what happens next but not so much that it's overly dramatic as some stories are done.

Any additional comments?

I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher for my unbiased review.

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  • Debra
  • 05-07-2017

Totally enjoyable!!

I really enjoyed this one by Lile Valente. It was fun and swoony and it was an easy listen for a lazy afternoon on the 4th of July.

Summer Roberts and Tyler Donne did a top notch job and I recommend this to any hockey and sports romance fan!

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  • KEVIN KENEALY
  • 23-08-2019

couldn't even finish

Struggled with this one. I wanted to love it. I wanted to LIKE it. However, it was just kinda blah.

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  • Voo
  • 14-08-2019

Sweet romance with a bit of hockey

We first met Brendan and Laura in the prior book (this is the 2nd in a series) but you don't need to have read the prior book to understand what is happening here. Brendan and Laura have a history but some miscommunications and misperceptions have kept them apart. This story is about them finding out more about themselves and each other so that they can overcome those issues to get to their HEA. Brendan is a sweetheart who feels and loves so deeply so I really loved him. Laura is the same- she obviously loves hard as we saw in the prior story with her sister and her best friend Justin but we definitely see now with Brendan and his daughter. Having two such admirable and sweet characters really made the book but this also had some real LOL parts.

The narrators, Summer and Tyler were great. Did multiple voices well, fun to listen to and overall, great pacing made this an enjoyable AE listen. Too bad the other ones in the series aren't in AE- I had a lot of fun with these last two books!!

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  • Cheryl
  • 07-07-2019

Sexy and pleasing book

I needed something hot, but kind of vanilla and this fit the bill for me. Laura and Brendan were that kind of coupling that you just knew they were gonna fall hard, but you had to see them go through it.

And that’s good! I loved that Laura fell for Brendan’s kid. Something about the pure emotion of just caring for a child. It almost felt as if Brendan was the bonus and not the prize. I really like that.

I love Lili’s work, so I might be a tiny bit biased, but it wasn’t one of my favorites of hers. Still a good book though and the narrators were great.

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  • A.Fernandez
  • 02-07-2019

Adorable

I’ve read this book twice before but hearing it narrated took it to another level. I love and adore this story.

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  • Natalie Lindquist
  • 26-05-2019

Another enjoyable romance

I always love a romance with a child, especially when everyone is trying to do right by the child. I thought the narrators did a great job bringing the characters to life. I thought Summer Roberts did a particularly good job with the voice of Chloe. The text conversations between Chloe and Laura are just great.

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  • Jill Kirtley
  • 17-06-2018

Sexy and fun!

A delightful, fun, and sexy read with fab characters and an exciting storyline! Great narrators.