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Poop, Booze, and Bikinis

Narrated by: Dave Wright
Length: 2 hrs and 47 mins
Categories: Comedy, Other

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Publisher's Summary

Ed Robinson's first book, Leap of Faith/Quit Your Job and Live on a Boat, was an Amazon best seller in multiple categories. Now he's back with this hilarious look at the nautical lifestyle. From Poop to Booze to Bikinis, he covers the funnier side of the issues encountered by boaters all of types. With chapters like Signs You Live on a Boat, Stupid People on Rental Equipment, and Zombies Can't Swim, you'll find plenty of laughs. There's even a chapter for Tim Dorsey fans.

If you are a liveaboard, cruiser, weekender, wannabe boater, have boating friends, or are just a fan of Ed Robinson's wit, you will enjoy this light hearted romp through many maritime topics.

©2013 Ed Robinson (P)2014 Ed Robinson

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  • David
  • 15-01-2018

DO NOT Waste your time!

This book was a horribly plagiarized, senseless conglomeration of other people’s song lyrics, narratives, etc. It is blatantly obvious that the author just wanted to publish a book for the sake of selling a few thousand copies to make some pocket change. No professobal

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  • ordep
  • 07-12-2019

poop in bikinis

as hole fuking bitch dam shit
frick fuck son of a bitch shit ass hole

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  • SeanAB
  • 18-10-2019

This guy writes like a 7th grader

A slightly racist 7th grader that just took an entry level creative writing course wholistic discovered alcohol

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  • daniel
  • 21-04-2018

entertaining

loved it, good information mixed with humor. looking forward to reading more of this author.

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  • Sarah Leslie
  • 13-06-2016

Nice collection of stories.

This is a quick audio book, but should he entertaining to any who would like to live on a boat. Great value for the price

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  • Kelly
  • 23-11-2015

It's ok

He's got some dry humor. He quotes a little bit of Jimmy Buffett music. He covers a wide range of boating info and some of it is pretty funny. Poop is gross and tmi, we really don't care what they do with it! lol.

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  • Alexander Piquer
  • 24-09-2015

Great title, that's where it ends

Some fun and funny parts to this book but disappointing overall.

Excessive use of song lyrics (sometimes the full song) and repetitiveness made it seem like Robinson was filling in pages.

The material should have made for good stories but somehow most of it missed the mark. The Tim Dorsey chapter was particularly bizarre.