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On Cyclopses' Penises and the War of Three Cities

By: Tao Wong
Narrated by: Travis Baldree
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Some journal articles are best left buried.

From the works of Professor Humbridge of the College of Studied Gigantism Genetics and History comes another, highly contested article about cyclopean fertility and their effects on the history of our world. This work, unpublished in any respectable journal, asserts that it is due to the twisted genetics of cyclopses that caused the War of Three Kingdoms and the resulting eleventh goblin war.

Note: This work is recommended to be listened to as narrated by Travis Baldree rather than read.

©2021 Tao Wong (P)2022 Starlit Publishing
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