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Oh Sh*t, I Almost Killed You!

By: Sonja Schwartzbach BSN RN CCRN
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Do no harm. Take no sh*t. Whether you're a new nurse or a veteran member of the clan, the nursing learning curve is a vast one. Part how-to guide with a touch of memoir thrown in, take the time to laugh and cry with an author who says what everyone else in the field is thinking.

©2017 Sonja M. Schwartzbach, BSN, RN, CCRN (P)2018 Tantor

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Realistic account of a nursing NewGrad

This book was so relatable for this NewGraduate nurse. Told with such honesty with a few laughs along the way!

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Amazing

An honest insight into the world of nursing, I definitely see nurses in a different light after listening to this audiobook ❤️

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Fabulous!

Loved this book from beginning to end! It’s honest, funny, educational & completely comforting. This ‘baby nurse’ is very glad to have found this author. X

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Love From A Nurse

I’ve been following Sonja on Instagram for some time and her book did not disappoint. An essential read for any new nurse, who feels like they will never get it, never feel the love, or never be good at what they do. Sonja will show you that you are enough and you will only get better

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