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Off with My Head
- The Definitive Basic B*tch Handbook to Surviving Rock Bottom
- Narrated by: Stassi Schroeder
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Named one of Us Weekly’s Best Celebrity Memoirs of 2022
The New York Times bestselling author of Next Level Basic and fan-favorite alumna of Bravo’s Vanderpump Rules returns with the definitive Basic Bitch handbook for surviving your rock-bottom moments.
The year 2020 was going to be the best year of Stassi’s life. Besides getting engaged and feeling like she was on top of the world career-wise, she bought her first house and was planning her dream Italian wedding. The future showed so much freaking promise—until it all went to hell. Stassi may not be perfect—she may have made some (major) mistakes—but she does feel like she has some insight (and plenty of hilarious tales) about getting knocked up, called out, and learning from what went wrong.
Through stories, confessions, illustrations, and plenty of self-reflection and self-deprecation, this new book goes behind the scenes and addresses the experience of getting cancelled, getting that positive pregnancy test, and saying “I do” in the backyard instead of in Italy. Stassi won’t hold back about her transformation from proud basic bitch to... proud basic bitch who has a deeper appreciation for what’s really important in life: love, relationships, mutual respect, and, okay fine, an Aperol spritz and some showtunes when you need them most.
Stassi hopes her story will help others see the light at the end of the tunnel in their own lives and make them laugh along the way. She writes about the importance of having a good cry (at work, in the shower, in your closet), ways to navigate social media responsibly (sometimes that means logging the eff off when crowds are chanting, “OFF WITH HER HEAD”), how to practice self-care when wine is not an option, and how not to become a Bridezilla—plus she’ll offer tips on marrying your f*ckboy, embracing pregnancy sweats (both cashmere sweats and night sweats), and styling baby OOTDs.
So roll up your bedazzled sleeves…or the sleeves of the tattered robe you’ve been wearing nonstop because you’re at rock bottom; grab a cocktail; and let your favorite (more evolved) basic bitch take you on a wild ride inside the bumpiest year of her life.
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- Tanya
- 22-11-2022
Entertaining and Real
Loved it! It’s real and entertaining book, lots of funny bits def worth a read
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- Rebecca Z
- 02-05-2022
Perfectly read and written by the author herself.
I loved every minute of it. Stassi was honest and open and told the whole story. I didn't get her first book but I will now after listening to this one.
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- Anonymous User
- 27-04-2022
It is what it is and so be it! Reality Star canceled 101
Stassi definitely hit rock bottom from a POV of a successful reality star who was popular and likeable. Faith deserved what she got to a certain extent and she defs used BLM to CANCEL Stassi and Kristen. However, based on Stassi’s history of events this was a good knock to the head for some reflection. All the best whenever her future may lie.
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- Anonymous User
- 08-12-2023
Loved it !
Loved it, was so real loved stassies honestly about everything good and bad in her life. Well worth the listen
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