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  • By: Tracy Bloom
  • Narrated by: Julia Barrie
  • Length: 6 hrs and 47 mins
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By: Tracy Bloom
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Get ready to enjoy your first holiday abroad with small children. Highlights include: being woken at five every morning and working a gruelling day in unbearable heat chasing kids around the pool with a bottle of sunscreen. Added features: screaming during mealtimes and toddlers moaning about sand. Absolutely no sex guaranteed or your money back! 

Katy and Ben and their four closest friends are going to Spain for a week with their kids. Sun, sex and sangria? Almost certainly not.

The couples think they are prepared for all the joys and trials a family holiday has to offer but they have a shock coming, and not only from the kids. Into their first day by the pool crashes Ollie, who has just been dumped by his girlfriend, and Cassie, on her hen party holiday but having serious doubts about her impending marriage. A recipe for a relaxing week abroad? Let’s wait and see....

From the number one best-selling author of No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday, this is the perfect book to listen to on the beach - either with or without small children. Perfect for fans of Nick Spalding, Marian Keyes and Gill Sims.

©2019 Tracy Bloom (P)2019 W. F. Howes Ltd

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