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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

Half-Moon Hollow, Book 1

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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

By: Molly Harper
Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
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Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed $25 in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood.

Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. She's forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasn't enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. What's a nice undead girl to do?

©2009 Molly Harper White (P)2010 Audible, Inc. Contemporary Contemporary Romance Fantasy Paranormal Paranormal Romance Romance Fiction Zombie

Critic Reviews

"Hysterical laughs are the hallmark of this enchanting paranormal debut....Harper keeps the quips coming without overdoing the sarcasm, and her take on vampire lore will intrigue and entertain even the most jaded paranormal fan." ( Publishers Weekly)
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A little different to my usual books. Enjoyed the storyline a few laughs and main character was great. Loved her interactions with the others.

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can't wait to hear next one! love authour, series and narrator. very entertaining. humorous and interesting..

loved it

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A fun read with some hilarious characters, especially Zeb (Zev?) The narrator is excellent and except for man voices, who always sound like pubescent boys - but you can’t have everything

Droll humour

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I love the start to a great series. Molly Harper is a great writer. I loved the story. Just a little cheesy in some parts. The narration was excellent. I can't tell you much but Jane was bitten and turned into a vampire after she was shot. 5 Stars

Great Story.

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Well written and narrated. Jane is really annoying, but all turned out ok. still looking forward to listening to the next edition.

Bitingly enjoyable.

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for the 1st Vampire book I have read/heard was light enjoyable with a nice number of laughs

A cute storyline with some good laughs

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Equal parts funny, yummy and intriguing, this book is almost everything a modern vampire romance story should be!!!

Fantastic!

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written well read amazingly, immersive and addictive wonderful to lose yourself in and escape reality

I recommend :)

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I read this when was first released, so happy to now have on audible & listen to anywhere. Poor Jane being mistaken for a deer is shot & left for dead, but is saved by a vampire & now newly unemployed Jane has to adapt to her new undead life. This includes making friends with fellow vampires, dealing with her attraction to her sire, trying to break her new undead status to her family, reconnecting with her dead great aunt & attending vampire gatherings. Still love this series. Jane is hilarious. Amanda Ronconi did a great job as narrator. Cannot wait to continue on with this series.

Funny !!

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Molly harpers witty and exciting series has had me rereading/listening to her many series for years.
MH's writing is fun, sarcastic, romantic and dangerous, keeping you on the edge of your seat. Jane's sarcasm and family/social interactions, not to mention how she always finds herself in trouble - make me laugh out loud. I love the modern vampires and how well each spin off book intertwine.
However, it really annoys me how condescending she is towards the adult industry.

Molly Harper for the win!

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