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Never Say "Moist" at Wyndover College

By: Gordon S. Jackson
Narrated by: Keith Barbaria
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Publisher's Summary

The war of words at Wyndover College begins with a single shot: a taboo placed on the word “moist” to placate a first-year student who finds the word repulsive. But then, things escalate when an anonymous voice of opposition takes on the college’s strongly pro-student president and his latest innovative program to keep students happy. 

As the initially well-received “Word-Free” program gains traction, it divides the college. The enthusiastic mid-level official charged with implementing this concept finds that it’s increasingly difficult to manage, and his efforts are continuously undercut by the imaginative opposition of the Contrarian - a figure who posts creative, snarky messages in a wide range of settings.

©2019 Black Rose Writing (P)2019 Beacon Audiobooks

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