Namaste Motherf*ckers
A modern manifesto for keeping cool when you’re a hot mess
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Namaste Motherf*ckers
Narrated by:
Cally Beaton
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Narrated by:
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Cally Beaton
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Cally Beaton
About this listen
'This is the best writing by Mrs Beaton since that cookbook' - Sandi Toksvig
'A charming, witty guidebook for anyone who's ever felt like an invisible imposter' - Deborah Frances-White
Part memoir, part stereotype-defying manifesto, Namaste Motherf*ckers is a funny, empowering, practical book that takes an irreverent look at the author's own story of radical midlife reinvention - taking her from meetings in the boardroom to becoming a stand-up comedian - thanks to a chance conversation with the late, great Joan Rivers encouraging her to make change happen.
Sharing stories and experiences from her career, alongside lessons learned from the many celebrities and experts that have guested on her hit podcast of the same name, Cally challenges at every turn the age-old narrative that women become invisible when they cease to be fertile.
It's also a book about defying the bullsh*t expectation that midlife women at best maintain (looks, career, relationships), at worst decline. With ambitious thinking and personal development takeouts from her time as a coach, Cally debunks many of the myths surrounding the female of the species and gives a fresh, funny and life-affirming look at what it means to be a middle-aged woman who is willing to take a chance, put herself out there and who is also willing to fail.©2025 Cally Beaton (P)2025 Headline Publishing Group Limited
Critic Reviews
There is no single word to describe Cally Beaton so here are several: wry, warm, astutue, hilarious, and totally happifying.' (Susie Dent)
'Cally is a comedy queen - fiery, intelligent and totally original' - Sara Pascoe
'This excellent book delivers empathy, peace of mind and hard-won advice with a side order of Cally's trademark sweary feelgood factor. Plus: way less effort than yoga.' - Viv Groskop
'Who needs lots of long dead philosophers when you've got Cally Beaton bursting with life.' - Kirsty Wark
'Immediately gripping and real - much needed. I LOVE THIS BOOK.' - Helen Lederer
'Cally Beaton has walked the walk, and there is no-one better to talk the talk. This will be advice from the very best, and funniest, source possible.' - Richard Osman
'Hilarious, furious, fabulous - she IS woman. Hear her roar!' - Louisa Young
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