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Mr Ordinary Goes to Jail

By: Wil Patterson
Narrated by: Wil Patterson
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"Wil’s honesty really had me gripped, and his description of his first night in jail is something I won’t forget." (Emily Webb, crime author and podcast host of Australian True Crime)

Wil Patterson was just an ordinary working husband and father. Always one to make light of things, inside he was becoming increasingly desperate about how he was going to pay bills and keep up with the new cars, house renovation, and beach house.

One day, while at work for one of Australia's biggest financial institutions, temptation presented itself to Wil in the form of a check addressed to someone with the same name. Wil knew it was wrong, but the temptation was too great. Soon enough, he found himself down at the bank cashing that check.

After vowing ‘"ever again", it wasn't too long before Wil's mounting debt meant he just could not resist. No crime goes unpunished, and Wil was eventually caught and charged and, to his horror, sentenced to three years in prison. Mr Ordinary Goes to Jail is Wil’s account of his time in a contemporary Victorian prison, the unusual characters he met, the often hilarious and terrifying situations he found himself in, and the ways in which he comes to terms with his past and forges a new, more hopeful future.

For anybody who has ever wondered how they would cope facing similar circumstances or speculated what life is really like on the inside, Mr Ordinary Goes to Jail is a gripping and fascinating listen.

About the author: Wil Patterson lives in the outer east of Melbourne, Australia, with his partner and son. He says his experience in prison has taught him to be gracious and calm in an all-too-often hectic world.

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Beautiful reflection on what has been a colourful life, lots of great advice for everyone. Thank you

Healing

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Down to earth, funny in parts, honest and real. I enjoyed listening in the car.

Fantastic

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An honest and raw memoir. I’d recommend getting it in print though. If you’re used to professional audiobooks, listening to this may prove painful. Will often blitzes through paragraphs without pauses, swallows audibly, and stumbles over words. Editing is far from seamless as well.

Good story, painfully average narration

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Wil’s narration almost made me return this book, but after choosing to embrace it and accepting that it added to the ‘ordinary’ vibe, I ended up enjoying it! Jail is fascinating to me so I found the content of this story incredibly interesting...

Embrace the Ordinary Narration

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really enjoyed the journey you are taken on. just wish the audio was more seamless

really enjoyed it though

really great listen

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