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It begun as a sudden strange fancy...Polly Perks had to become a boy in a hurry. Cutting off her hair and wearing trousers was easy. Learning to fart and belch in public and walk like an ape took more time. And now she's enlisted in the army and searching for her lost brother. 

But there's a war on. There's always a war on. And Polly and her fellow recruits are suddenly in the thick of it, without any training, and the enemy is hunting them. All they have on their side is the most artful sergeant in the army and a vampire with a lust for coffee. Well...they also have the Secret. And as they take the war to the heart of the enemy, they have to use all the resources of...the Monstrous Regiment.

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Another great listen from Pratchett/Briggs

I am a huge Discworld fan and Stephen Briggs excels at bringing Terry's characters to life . Terry Pratchett is a master at using satire and humour to explore some serious social questions. Monstrous Regiment explores themes of cultural misogyny, and the assumptions still made today about women's contribution and role in the military.

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Absolutely Superb and Highly recommended Audiobook

Superb narration, the accents making each character stand out, and enhancing the humour and irony that are, as ever, found in Pratchett's award winning Discworld novels. Stephen Briggs is my favourite narrator for Pratchett's Discworld; his enunciation is clear, and every one of the characters in "Monstrous Regiment" has their own distinctive voice, with Briggs's talent for accents and dialects creating unique, fully realised characters.
If you have read this book before, you are in for a treat with the Audiobook version as the story comes to life with Briggs' skillful storytelling. "Monstrous Regiment" is, in my view, one of Pratchett's best works. During the course of the story one finds that, alongside the many 'laugh out loud' sections of the novel, there's also a rigorous examination of the politics of war, the self-justification and self-righteousness common to most ethnic and cultural groups, gender stereotypes and roles, and the reminder that there are very few 'winners' in war no matter what the outcome of such conflicts.
Utterly delightful and incredibly insightful, this book in Pratchett's Discworld series is darkly satirical, and much more mature in its subject matter than some of the earlier Discworld novels. It was an absolute delight to listen to, and one that you'll listen to over again; it's that good! Enjoy!

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Excellent

Always enjoy the combination of Pratchett and narrator Stephen Briggs - with a bit of the Watch thrown in.

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Absolutely Hilarious.

Terry Prattchet's dry humour is once again on full display.
A joy to listen to.

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Brilliant story, but there’s glitches

If you know Pratchett and Discworld, you already know that this is one of the best in the series.
The only bad thing, I found that it skipped at times. Not much, but they were clearly glitches.
Otherwise, Stephen does a great reading.

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The best of Pratchett

I've always liked this book and the narration brought it to life. One of Pratchett's best tales.

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Fabulous

You can't go past a Pratchett book for either entertainment or social commentary. The narrator is fantastic and does some brilliant accents.

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incredibly twisty, great fun

you won't see it coming, the plot is amazing. the characters jump out at you and you keep going back for more

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A monstrously good time

Every discworld book ends with me saying “this is my favourite” and so does this one.
War, romance, fire and women in men’s clothing.
Funny with suspense, some great returning characters and the same amazing writing that TP was known for.

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Excellent,

Clever, funny, sardonic, humane - all the things you love about TP. Great book - and great recording.

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  • Jim
  • 15-11-2008

War has come to Discworld ... again.

Ok, I have to admit I surprised myself. I had bought this book in an airport somewhere travelling from there to here. I read it and enjoyed it but that was all. Of all Terry Pratchett's books, I viewed one on video and bought two paper versions, the other twenty plus have all been audio books. I have always thought in the past that my own imagination was far more vivid than a movie or an audio. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy movie my version way, way better and it made some sort of sense. Now I have listened to this same book read by Stephen Briggs and concede that he, Nigel Planer and Tony Robinson bring Pratchett's books to life much better than I ever could in my own mind.

The stories always make a point and always speak to the human condition and what fools we are.

Buy it, enjoy. Don't laugh too hard or the people in the car stopped beside you or that poor person next to you on the train will think you are having some sort of weird seizure.

Save trees, listen to a Discworld saga.

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  • bill doyle
  • 12-07-2012

Pratchett and Briggs: can you go wrong?

Seriously, people, Terry Pratchett's work is one of the great under-rated treasures of the English language. And whenever his long-time collaborator, Stephen Briggs, is handling the narration, you know you're in for a treat.

Once upon a time I saw myself as far too highbrow and learned to expose myself to books with trolls, vampires, and werewolves in them. If you, too, shudder at the thought, Dear Reader, then I must tell you now - in the case of Terry Pratchett's work you are wrong in your assumptions, to the point that you may have to consider the possibility that they're irrational prejudices!

Certainly, some of the early books are exemplars of rather more conventional fantasy, albeit with a few decent jokes thrown in, but later works constitute a wonderful, always empathic, satire of human society, and are strongly Humanist in their sympathies, despite the various fantastic species that gad about in them. Oh, and they're funny, and have cracking plots to boot.

In 'Monstrous Regiment' we see the adventures of a Pratchett staple - the loyal, kind, and good-hearted young heroine who becomes bolder and more confident in her abilities as she faces the various obstacles the narrative throws at her.

I compare Polly Perks and the young witch Tiffany Aching, who appears in the 'Hat Full of Sky' "children's*" novels, to the deeply sympathetic, and ultimately empowering, young female heroines of Hayao Miyazaki, as seen in animated masterpieces such as 'Spirited Away' and 'Howl's Moving Castle'.

The story involves a war in Borogravia, a fictional nation in Pratchett's fictional Disc World, where society is heavily - and amusingly - restricted by the almost endless (and constantly revised and updated) list of those things that are an Abomination Unto Nuggan, the national deity. Things such as garlic, cats, the colour blue, sneezing, and jigsaw puzzles.

Polly sets out to rescue her somewhat feeble-minded brother, Paul, who has gone away to the war that no-one dares say Borogravia is not winning, and disguises herself as a young man in order to enlist and seek him out at the Front...

As you'd expect from Pratchett, much - always good-natured - fun is poked at jingoism, religion, and warfare.

And, as you'd expect from Briggs, the voice characterizations are excellent, and the comic timing is impeccable.

Highly recommended. If you're new to the Disc World this is as good a place to start as any...




*News to me! But that's what they officially are, apparently...

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  • Anonymous User
  • 19-01-2008

Fantastic - as usual

It's Terry Pratchett - really it's not necessary to say more... but... Pratchett's look at the military, the pointlessness of war, recruiting campaigns as well as the place of women in warfare is a totally enjoyable presentation. I loved the book and am now enthralled with the audio.

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  • Jacobus
  • 08-10-2010

Can't go wrong

Polly is an innkeeper's daughter... until her brother Paul were caught as a prisoner of war. Polly became Oliver and joint the army. This is where the fun starts, but Pratchett gives the story an interesting twist. (I am wondering if he didn't overdo it a bit in the end.)

Steven Briggs is his old excellent self, which makes the listen very enjoyable and definately worthwhile.

The story is definitely better than "Unseen Academicals" and "Making Money" but does in no way surpass "Feet of Clay" and the city watch novels.

Still it comes highly recommended.

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  • Karen
  • 26-08-2010

Wonderfully witty

As usual, Terry Pratchett delivers fantasy, comedy and sharp eyed comment about society, this time about the army and equal rights. Many observatiosn are right on and to the point, but however funny it is, the same "joke" or plot over and over may be stretching it a little thin, thus the reason for only giving 4 out of 5.


Stephen Briggs does a wonderful job as a narrator, he's one of the best men doing female voices (and oh boy, he needs that talent in this one) that I have ever heard.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 18-01-2021

As fantastic as all the others

Stephen Briggs narration is perfect and adds to what is already an incredible story. Brilliant

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  • Anonymous User
  • 23-02-2020

Loved it!

I loved the whole buggering thing. A few accidental jump cuts but otherwise pure gold.

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  • Rupert Mollusc
  • 02-08-2019

War and Peace on Discworld

Love, duty, honour, courage, betrayal, gender roles, cross-dressing, geopolitics, fake news... Pratchett in a more thoughtful mood than usual channels Tolstoy, Remarque, Kubrick and de Beauvoir. Brilliant.

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  • Lindy
  • 19-04-2019

Every Pratchett is a joy

Stephen Briggs is an excellent performer and I always enjoy every bit of his read!

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  • Grace K
  • 30-12-2018

Classic

It seems so much more impactful now, this wonderful story, and it is still as wonderful as when I first read it over 10 years ago. Mr Briggs does a great job portraying so many different ppl with his different voices. I just thought the shouty bits could be shoutier.

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  • Rogayah
  • 25-05-2008

The First blast of the trumpet...

If you have not read any Terry Pratchett books this is a good introduction to Discworld. You, like Polly, the protagonist, climb out of the window of the Duchess Inn, Bogravia, when the recruiting sergeant's cart comes to town to join the army to look for her brother. You too meet the recruits as the cart travels the country and are introduced, like Polly, to trolls, werewolves, igors witches and the usual cast of thousands that people Discworld.

Polly has worked in the pub all her life so is a good observer with a very hands-on practical streak in her and a good heart. She uncovers and resolves the problems of her fellow recruits and others and finally her own.

Stephen Briggs is an ideal narrator for the novel whose voice gives the characters their personal identity. The story leaves a smile on your face and a warm glow of pleasure. It is small wonder that Terry Pratchett has such a big following.

The title is taken from something published by John Knox in 1558 against Mary Tudor aka Bloody Mary 'The First blast of the trumpet against the monstrous regiment of women' which, you will realise, says it all.

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  • Miss King
  • 27-12-2012

Monstrous regiment

I think this is my favourite Discworld book so far. I just loved it. I have loved every single Discworld book I have read or listened too. This is a stand alone book although several old characters turn up. Polly cuts her hair and dresses like a boy and joins the army to find her brother. Don’t want to give anything away, as this was just a joy to listen to. Absolutely wonderful.

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  • Fairy Cake
  • 17-07-2012

Absolute joy in abundance

This is so wonderful it takes your breath away. Funny, witty and poignant, and simply fabulously read by Stephen Briggs who has more accents than Heinz has varieties.

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  • Harriet
  • 23-12-2012

An aside discworld novel

The beginning and middle are good, the ending gets rather silly. True Pratchett story though, enjoyable and entertaining.

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  • Moriah
  • 05-04-2011

He did it again

This book has new characters to cheer along while bringing back some of our favourite characters. Lots of references to laugh at and a couple twists that we didn't see coming. Pratchett is a genius and has done it again.

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  • Katie
  • 22-06-2019

A great story.

I really enjoyed this story, which was a surprise as I wasn’t sure about it to begin with. This is such a great, funny story with guest appearances from Vimes, the Watch and even William de Worde.
One thing I did notice was that sometimes it sounded like a bit of the story had been missed; you would think how did you get from a to b but if you carry on rather than dwell and repeat the part you’ll find it’s right.

SPOILERS (sort of):

This story is set in a little country called Borogravia.
The people there follow the exceedingly restrictive teachings of Nuggan (it’s an abomination unto Nuggan to sneeze...).
Polly Perks’ brother Paul joined the army and is now missing in action. The question is ‘what can a woman do about it from the comfort of the home’? You got it, nothing. So Polly decides to dress as a man, join the army and find her brother.
On her journey to become a soldier and find her brother she’ll meet others like her, she’ll spend her time learning about the freedom the men of Borogravia have. She will learn more secrets about the army than most and even get the opportunity to meet Vimes!

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  • Fiona
  • 17-06-2017

Monstrously good!

All of the Discoworld books are fabulous, and deserve a listen.
This one stands out as one of the best - it's really wonderful.

Terry Pratchett writes with great wit and satirises the world around us brilliantly. This story just feels particularly well formed and I come back to this book again and again.

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  • Graham
  • 27-08-2015

Bernard Cornwell eat your heart out.

Sharpe novels will never be the same again. It made me chuckle from beginning to the end.

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  • neil
  • 20-07-2015

Wonderful.....

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

A topical historical and current view of petty wars Worthwhile for anyone to read..

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Have you listened to any of Stephen Briggs’s other performances? How does this one compare?

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Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

Yeas, both

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  • MorMynydd Mamgu
  • 10-06-2012

Love it

Terry Pratchets witty works keep me smiling on my regular 5 hr motorway drives - the unabridged version is much more enjoyable than any of the shortened versins we have listened to in the past, but that is maybe because I love the books-Interesting feature mu son noticed was that 'trousers' mysteriously change to 'Pants' in download two... maybe they swum across the Atlantic?

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