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Ma'am Darling

99 Glimpses of Princess Margaret

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Ma'am Darling

By: Craig Brown
Narrated by: Eleanor Bron
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The funny and tragic, bestselling biography of The Queen’s sister, Princess Margaret, perfect for fans of Netflix’s The Crown.

A GUARDIAN BOOK OF THE YEAR • A TIMES BOOK OF THE YEAR • A DAILY MAIL BOOK OF THE YEAR

‘I honked so loudly the man sitting next to me dropped his sandwich’ Observer

She made John Lennon blush and Marlon Brando clam up. She cold-shouldered Princess Diana and humiliated Elizabeth Taylor.

Andy Warhol photographed her. Jack Nicholson offered her cocaine. Gore Vidal revered her. John Fowles hoped to keep her as his sex-slave. Dudley Moore propositioned her. Francis Bacon heckled her. Peter Sellers was in love with her.

For Pablo Picasso, she was the object of sexual fantasy. “If they knew what I had done in my dreams with your royal ladies” he confided to a friend, “they would take me to the Tower of London and chop off my head!”

Princess Margaret aroused passion and indignation in equal measures. To her friends, she was witty and regal. To her enemies, she was rude and demanding.

In her 1950’s heyday, she was seen as one of the most glamorous and desirable women in the world. By the time of her death, she had come to personify disappointment. One friend said he had never known an unhappier woman.

The tale of Princess Margaret is pantomime as tragedy, and tragedy as pantomime. It is Cinderella in reverse: hope dashed, happiness mislaid, life mishandled.

Combining interviews, parodies, dreams, parallel lives, diaries, announcements, lists, catalogues and essays, Ma’am Darling is a kaleidoscopic experiment in biography, and a witty meditation on fame and art, snobbery and deference, bohemia and high society.

‘Brown has been our best parodist and satirist for decades now … Ma’am Darling is, as you would expect, very funny; also, full of quirky facts and genial footnotes. Brown has managed to ingest huge numbers of royal books and documents without losing either his judgment or his sanity. He adores the spectacle of human vanity’ Julian Barnes, Guardian

©2017 Craig Brown (P)2017 HarperCollins Publishers
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Critic Reviews

Praise for Craig Brown: "The amazing Craig Brown - the greatest satirist since Max Beerbohm." (Elaine Showalter)
"The wittiest writer in Britain today." (Stephen Fry)
"Every page is gold...genius." (Boris Johnson)
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i can only imagine that the negative reviews of this glorious book are from people expecting a more conventional royal bio. This is not one for royalists but a mix of sharp, psychologically acute social commentary and acerbic wit that absolutely skewers the style and pretension of this once iconic royal.

The style is quite literary/experimental, drawing on a plethora of journalistic sources. It's beautifully written with many laugh-out-loud moments.

Eleanor Bron's narration is pitch perfect. One of my most listened to audio-books.

Brilliant, literary, hilarious

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So insightful, funny and so perfectly narrated. If you love the Royals like I do, but see them warts and all, you'll eat this up!

Fantastic! Don't believe what you've read!

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Craig Brown is a very clever writer for Private Eye, and he has written a clever book which will not be to everyone's taste - so much gossipy stuff about one woman. Yet she is an extraordinary figure - not very nice, a combination of royal dignity and bohemian affectations, always looking for a meaningful place in the world. I was naive in swallowing some sections of the book, eg Margaret's supposed marriage to Picasso, until I finally woke up - wait a minute! Craig Brown simply relates these sections as if they were part of the factual information, which makes the reader distrust the text from then on, at least slightly. He has researched his subject well, going through so many diaries which are no doubt otherwise forgettable, extracting some fascinating snippets. The whole book has the flavour of 'fascinating snippets' - and not so fascinating. I had no trouble finishing the book - and by the way, the reading by Eleanor Bron was one for the connoisseurs. She nailed the tone of the book perfectly, I thought. In fact it was Ms Bron who kept me reading keenly, when I might have got bored by the material.

Enjoyable if largely trivial material

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Imagining what it would be like if Margaret married Picasso is silly writing and detracts from the quality of the biography

Some silly scenarios

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Absolutely dreadful🤮 - a complete waste of your time and money! Don’t bother with this book!

Dreadful

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