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Just a Couple of Days
- Narrated by: Bernard Setaro Clark
- Length: 12 hrs and 26 mins
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Genre Fiction
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Publisher's Summary
Cult favorite, Tony Vigorito's award-winning underground hit is a chronicle of the party at the end of time. A game of graffiti tag on a local overpass is kicked off by a mischievous artist who writes a simple phrase: "Uh-oh." An anonymous interlocutor responds with "When?" A sly answer appears: "Just a couple of days." But what happens in just a couple of days? Professor Blip Korterly is arrested, his friend Dr. Flake Fountain is drafted into a shadow-government research project to develop the ultimate biological weapon, and an accidental outbreak turns into a merry-hearted, babble-inducing apocalypse that will either destroy humankind or take it to the next step in evolution.
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- Mary
- 11-06-2015
This book will make you think.
Would you listen to Just a Couple of Days again? Why?
I would absolutely listen again since the plot of this book is not the only point...the story is very interesting and captivating, but it does such a great job of making the reader think that multiple listens would provide totally unique experiences.
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- Delia
- 24-04-2015
Very unusual sci-fi-esque meandering dramedy
What made the experience of listening to Just a Couple of Days the most enjoyable?
The narrator really made the book for me. He did a great job, especially considering the multiple paths that the story went in.
What about Bernard Setaro Clark’s performance did you like?
He really gave the characters depth, great narration.
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- Lawrence R. Spencer
- 26-10-2019
MILITARY MEDICAL MAYHEM VS METAPHYSICAL MISCHIEF
As always, the military attempts to destroy everything, and everyone in it, just to see if it can be done. Fortunately, there are a few sentient beings left on Earth with enough technical savvy and spiritual savoir-faire to see, understand and transcend sociopathic psychosis. Tony Vigorito is a masterful metaphysical muse. And, he's a gods-be-damned magician with a words!
I look forward to savoring this book, and the rest of his writing, again and again...until I am certain that I know what he knows.
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- Dann
- 20-07-2015
WHAT???
I don't know what that was but I think it was a mixing bowl of slag! Maybe a mixture of other books he thought of writing, left over pages and fragments of story wannabes? Not sure but I found myself hating it. It didn't seem to have a purpose for existing as a story.
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- Theresa L. Williams
- 20-04-2015
Regret buying th book
What did you like best about Just a Couple of Days? What did you like least?
I listened to the preview and read the reviews. I was pleased with the way the author used language. However, the story meanders all over the place and it is more like a comic book story in prose without the superheroes. I stopped listening about half way through.
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